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Reese Witherspoon Dresses Nice

Dagger-chinned Reese Witherspoon showed up at the premiere of This Means War in a low cut top and black skirt and there isn’t one picture here where she’s not smiling hard. ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Loves Her Leggings, Cameltoe

Wearing these leggings is knowingly tempting the cameltoe gods. Reese Witherspoon must have stood in front of her mirror this morning and screamed, “Come at me, cameltoe.” And it did. So now ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Hit by a Car

This story is boring so I decided to spice it up a little. Reese Witherspoon was out jogging in Santa Monica Wednesday afternoon when an 84-year-old woman tried to murder ... Read More »

Taylor Swift and Reese Witherspoon Chatted About ‘Vain’ Jake Gyllenhaal

Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift finally hung out after bonding at the Academy of Country Music Awards over the fact that they’re both from Tennessee. They got lunch at Boa ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Looks Pregnant

Reese Witherspoon walked out of a doctor’s office after picking up medicine from the pharmacy looking like this. Slightly fat thereby fueling speculation that three months after their wedding, Reese ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Zinged Blake Lively

Reese Witherspoon won the Generation Award at the 2011 MTV Movie Awards last night which I think is kind of insulting because what that boils down to is a bunch ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Engaged to Jim Toth

Dagger chinned actress Reese Witherspoon and her CAA agent boyfriend Jim Toth are now engaged. Toth does not represent Reese. Her rep told Us, “They are extremely happy.” Oh, whew. Because ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Is Sexually Confident

Pointy chinned munchkin Reese Witherspoon is in the January issue of Glamour and says that now that she’s older, she’s more confident in her sexuality. “I think as a woman, you ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Smoked Too Much Pot

That’s what Janet Charlton says anyway. According to Janet, who screams from the rooftops that Jake Gyllenhaal is not gay, the real reason his relationship with Reese Witherspoon didn’t ... Read More »

Reese and Jake Split

The pointy chinned Reese Witherspoon and damsel in distress Jake Gyllenhaal have split. E! claims this happened two weeks ago. PEOPLE reports that Witherspoon told friends over Thanksgiving. GossipCop (really?) ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Reese’s Bitch

Jake Gyllenhaal has moved in with Reese Witherspoon’s $5 million L.A. home claims Star Magazine and with the relocation comes a few rules Reese has laid down for Jake. First, the ... Read More »

Jake and Reese Move in Together

Us says that Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have moved in together and that Jake is even helping raise the two kids she has with Ryan Phillippe. They also say ... Read More »

Jake and Reese Do the Beach

These shots of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal tell me three things. One, Jake’s facial expression is forever frozen in an effervescent smile. Two, Reese Witherspoon is a little dopey. ... Read More »

Aww, Poor Kirsten Dunst

MSNBC reports that the two people seemingly unhappy with the celebrity pairing of Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are Kirsten Dunst and Jake’s mom, Naomi Foner. Naomi thinks Jake is ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Will Not Make Out With Vince Vaughn

Jake explains the donkey punch When she’s not protecting little Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese is out protecting her artistic integrity. Her new movie with Vince supposedly is to feature an innocent sex ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Saves Jake From Killer Dog

Walking down the streets of Westwood can be a harrowing experience. One has to dodge wayward cafe patrons, a multitude of Starbucks pushing triple decaf lattes in your face and ... Read More »

Vince Vaughn Wants to Strangle Reese Witherspoon

Vince Vaughn seems content to ruin his career one horrible Christmas themed movie at a time. He most recently played Santa’s little brother in Fred Claus and is now filming ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon Is Rich and Horny

Reese Witherspoon has become the world’s highest paid female actress commanding $15 to $20 million per movie. Coming in at number 2 and 3 are Angelina Jolie and Cameron Diaz ... Read More »

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal Come Out

Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon’s relationship has remained a mystery for many months. Until now. The Daily Mail proudly displayed pictures of the two holding hands walking through Rome somewhat ... Read More »

Jake Gyllenhaal Kisses Girls?

Us Magazine says there are pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon strolling through LAX holding hands and at one point in time, even kissing. Which is really weird because ... Read More »
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