MediaTakeout, who’ve been wrong more often than they’ve been right, claims Reggie Bush was part of the reason Kim Kardashian filed for divorce. Reggie and Kim dined out in NYC two days before the divorce filing and, according to a person close to Reggie, talked about whether or not they could reconcile. Reggie, being the consummate gentleman, said that nothing would happen until she was single. Which meant a divorce.

Meanwhile, Page Six says Kim is on track to make even more money now that she’s single.

If Kardashian properly capitalizes on her newly single status, an expert said she could make millions by selling her divorce story, photos of her as a newly single woman, and driving up her appearance fees for the first parties she attends solo.

Kim made so much money off her wedding and 72-day marriage to Kris that it will be hard to make more than that off the divorce, but Kim is smart and she will definitely try,” In Touch Weekly senior editor Dorothy Cascerceri told FOX News. “She could easily sell her first post-divorce interview for a half a million dollars or more.”

Kardashian made $100,000 for selling photos of herself and Humphries vacationing in Mexico, $15 million from E! for her two-part wedding special and another $3 million from her wedding photos, Cascerceri said — though Kardashian’s mother denied that figure Tuesday. Page Six

For whatever reason, everyone loves reading about Kim Kardashian even though she does absolutely nothing of value besides “run” a clothing store. Kim’s life is amazing. Simply because not many people can say being peed on by Ray J was the best thing to ever happen to them.

Being a pro football player in your prime who just won the Super Bowl must be fantastic because Reggie Bush is just that and he’s pulling in all kind of ass. The most famous being Kim Kardashian who he recently broke up with. Probably for reasons other than her fame and busy schedule.

Radar reports Reggie has been seeing girls on the side. One of them, January Gessert, who he met at Red Rock on Sunset Strip, spent the night at his house on March 16. She was seen leaving his home at 7 AM. I’m pretty sure Reggie’s mom no longer hosts sleepovers for him so it’s safe to assume he was hittin’ that.

The National Enquirer reports that when January was asked about Reggie, following their tryst at his Hollywood Hills home where Kim usually stays with him, January smiled and claimed she didn’t know him. But then became flustered and contradicted herself – saying that she went to his house, but he wasn’t there, before adding, “I know him from TV”.

This wasn’t the only girl either.

And it seems that January isn’t the only lucky girl to share some bed time with Reggie, reportedly Reggie has also hooked up with a beauty named Crystal in Las Vegas, a Danielle in New Orleans and sexy Miami model Carmen Ortega.

What an ass. On the bright side, this is a perfect time for me to swoop in and console Kim Kardahshian. Reggie has given me the opportunity to be the best boyfriend ever because Kim won’t ever have to worry about me cheating on her. Because I have no friends, you see.

Yesterday there were rumors that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were on the verge of splitting again. Guess what? It’s official. Kim’s fame and busy schedule are cited as the cause of the break-up. A source says Reggie isn’t used to the spotlight.

Why can’t people be more like me. You don’t see me attention whoring around, flashing my pecs on a yacht or flashing my crotch getting out of a Bentley or getting phone calls from friends to go out on Friday nights… Oh god, I’m so lonely.

This was bound to happen sooner or later. Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush might break-up. After temporarily splitting last week, Kim flew to Miami to film her sister’s reality show and hang out on yachts in her bikini. Meanwhile, Reggie was in New York shooting a calendar.

“It was a two hour shoot and Reggie spent most of it texting on his phone,” the source said. “In between photos and costume changes, everyone on the set could tell something was going on. He became a little tense, at one point.”

Later that night, Bush was spotted at hip New York City nightspot 1Oak, at Robin Thicke’s 33rd birthday party where “he was flirting up a storm,” according to an onlooker.

He spent the majority of the night with an unknown brunette and talked for an hour straight, said the source.

Rich people’s problems. I wish I had them. Why can’t I be fussing about whether it’s over between me and Kim Kardashian while photographers take pictures of my rock hard abs at a shoot in New York. Instead, I’m showing my six pack to strangers on chat roulette. Sigh. They just don’t appreciate it.

If you hadn’t heard, the Saints won Super Bowl 44 defeating the Colts 31-17. Just last month, Reggie Bush vowed to propose to Kim Kardashian if his team won the Super Bowl. Did he do it? I don’t know, what do I look like, a psychic? But if this was me and Kim ever brought that up, I’d just look off to the side and change the subject. Maybe point to a bird or something and wonder out loud what kind it is. A blue jay? A yellow breasted something or other? Maybe she’ll forget this deal I made with the devil.

Kim Kardashian told a radio interviewer that Reggie Bush promised to propose to her if the Saints win the Super Bowl. After blowing out Arizona, he’s one step closer to having to go through with  it. Although, he’s not getting past the Vikings. But if he does, it’d be funny if he welched on the deal. The Super Bowl ring is like catnip for women. He’ll be swimming in them. By the time he gets out of the after-party, the only Kim he’ll remember will be blonde and able to do the splits.

After seeing how much attention her sisters, pregnant Kardashian and monster Kardashian, were getting, Kim devised the perfect plan to get back into the news. Reunite with Reggie Bush. This works because no one wants to see fat Kardashian waddle around or hear monster Kardashian talk about how great cake tasting was.

“They’re totally back together for real,” says a source close to the couple. “Kim and Reggie spent a few months apart getting their priorities together and figuring out who they were as individuals so they can make it work together.”

Who they are are fame whores. Kim’s plan is to get back together with Reggie, convince him to marry her and get pregnant thereby pulling the fame rug out from under her sisters. And that’s a hard rug to pull when fat Kardashian and monster Kardashian are sitting on top of it. So. Heavy.

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split. Oh noes. A source says “nobody cheated. This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.” Such is the case with all celebrity breakups.

Last September, Kim Kardashian was positive their relationship was headed toward marriage. Clearly Reggie Bush had other ideas like six more years of banging hot groupie chicks. What’s the point in being a running back for the Saints when you’re tied down to a girl who’s ass is going to sag like her tits in a few years. Someone wasn’t thinking this through when they were talking about marriage. That someone being Kim Kardashian.

Fun unrelated note: Try to list all the things in the picture that do not seem to belong. Ex: Kim Kardashian and tools.

OK! Magazine reports that 22-year-old Reggie Bush and 27-year-old Kim Kardashian are engaged. Kim’s reps are denying it.

Regardless, the pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach alongside Reggie. While no diamonds were shining on Kim’s ring finger, she did admit to OK! that things are getting serious. However, she added, “One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love.”

Oh, yea. Kim can cook too.

And should Kim and Reggie make that stroll down the aisle, he should know he’s got some good home-cooking waiting for him. “I’m the best cook!” Kim tells OK!. “People don’t know that, but I cook all the time. My best dish is surprisingly my soul food meals. My fried chicken and my macaroni and cheese and my sweet potato souffle.”

Kim’s great at cooking soul food… That’s a big surprise. Just like how the Earth is round and the sun is hot. Reggie should be happy though. Kim has a nice rack and butt. Have you seen it? It’s huge. One time at the zoo Reggie told her to back that ass up and she did. Right into a herd of elephants. Knocked them flat on their collective, um, asses. True story.