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Alec Baldwin would “kill” Renee Zellwegger

Alec Baldwin recently criticized Hollywood actresses for being so skinny. I assume he’s just pissed that it really magnifies his fatassness by comparison. Alec went as far as to say ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston is still whiny

Bradley Cooper dated Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for a brief second and then left her for the perma-lemon-faced Renee Zellweger. Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” by Cooper’s decision. Friends say ... Read More »

Lemon Face is taking a break from Hollywood

Renee Zellweger always looks like she’s sucking on a lemon in a lot of her pictures. Maybe that’s just a side effect of trying to be skinny, but it’s unsettling. ... Read More »

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I’m going to name my guilty obsession. It’s Beauty and the Geek. I just watched the latest one and the show is obviously rigged. Rigged I say! If that UFC ... Read More »

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For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was ... Read More »

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How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she ... Read More »