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Renee Zellweger on Bazaar Russia Looks Great

If you showed someone Renee Zellweger’s cover from Bazaar Russia and they had no idea who she was and you told them she was a famous actress, you’d probably have ... Read More »

Renee Zellwegger Will Wear a Fat Suit for ‘Bridget Jones 3′

Renee Zellweger put on 25 pounds for the first Bridget Jones’s Diary, she quickly lost it all but regained it for the 2004 sequel. Now she says she won’t be ... Read More »

John Mayer and Renee Zellweger?

Two people no one cares about may be dating but you wouldn’t know by the looks of it. Page Six says John Mayer is boinking Renee Zelwegger but was on ... Read More »

Renee Zellweger Is Doing Fine

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper split just last week but she’s already bounced back. She hit up a friend’s birthday party at La Esquina restaurant Saturday wearing “a skin-tight black ... Read More »

Bradley Cooper and Renee Zellweger Split

Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Lemony Snicket broke up with Bradley Cooper because he was an infidel. I mean because of his infidelity. Star magazine claims Bradley Cooper was ... Read More »

Renee Zellweger gives good camel toe

Renee Zellweger was walking down LA and I’m not sure if she knows what happens when you wear really tight pants and have a vagina but, uh, at least everybody ... Read More »

That’s a mighty fine bra you got there

Renee Zellweger left her house for her daily jog and, jesus, don’t girls wear sports bras to jog? I don’t remember them ever making a girl’s chest look like this. ... Read More »

Renee Zellweger wants to marry Bradley Cooper

Lemonface has already carved “Zellweger + Cooper” into the tree outside her house so obviously she’s planning on marriage. Page Six says, First, Zellweger was photographed last week by Star magazine ... Read More »

Renee Zellweger got a haircut too

Hayden Panettiere wasn’t the only one who became a real boy yesterday. Renee Zellweger did too. She showed off her short cut at the premiere of My Own Love Song. So ... Read More »

Alec Baldwin would “kill” Renee Zellwegger

Alec Baldwin recently criticized Hollywood actresses for being so skinny. I assume he’s just pissed that it really magnifies his fatassness by comparison. Alec went as far as to say ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston is still whiny

Bradley Cooper dated Jennifer Aniston’s fug ass for a brief second and then left her for the perma-lemon-faced Renee Zellweger. Jennifer Aniston feels “screwed over” by Cooper’s decision. Friends say ... Read More »

Lemon Face is taking a break from Hollywood

Renee Zellweger always looks like she’s sucking on a lemon in a lot of her pictures. Maybe that’s just a side effect of trying to be skinny, but it’s unsettling. ... Read More »

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I’m going to name my guilty obsession. It’s Beauty and the Geek. I just watched the latest one and the show is obviously rigged. Rigged I say! If that UFC ... Read More »

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For those that don’t know, you can get the feed emailed to you daily. Now some notes about Vegas. It was cold as hell while the line for Pure was ... Read More »

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How can Ashley Olsen, a girl with so much promise, turn out so fugly? Her fur coat looks like a poncho she made out of a garbage bag and she ... Read More »