Weird Science geek, Sixteen Candles geek and Breakfast Club geek Anthony Michael Hall, now 41, has been hit with a temporary restraining order by his ex-girlfriend Diana Falzone. Falzone, ironically a relationship columnist for HuffPo, claims Hall attempted to kick down her front door last week. Failing to do so, Falzone let Hall in only to have her head bashed against the wall. Hall will have to appear at a hearing next week.

Maybe it sounds worse than it is. Maybe Falzone had a bee on her head and Anthony was trying to kill it with a wall. I bet the police never thought of that when she called them mildly concussed. On that note, have you ever noticed it’s the guys who play harmless misunderstood characters that end up beating women? Another example is Andy Dick. Although, it’s hard to tell if he was a screw up his entire life or only after he was typecast as “weird guy who usually sits in the corner alone at parties”.

Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was blaming the paparazzi and Ronson family members for making her boyfriend Samantha Ronson change all her locks. She kept saying this while she couldn’t get into Sam’s house. Well, it finally sunk in and now Lindsay Lohan tells E! that she and Ronson have broken up. Lindsay, still fooling herself, is calling it a “brief break so I can focus on myself.”

Ronson, however, was looking to file a restraining order against Lohan as early as Monday evening. OK! says Sam’s mother and sister were at the police department asking about TRO’s to “send a message” to Lindsay.

The Ronsons spoke openly to the officer about their situation. “She does these things to get attention,” said Charlotte of Lohan’s recent actions. “She was trying to get into my party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”

“[Lindsay] was doing drugs,” added Ann. “And we could not sleep that night at the Chateau. She was complaining about the music and noise coming from upstairs. She was trying to get attention, so that Sam could come down.”

“She cuts herself too,” Ann continued. “She is a cutter!”

“She got up illegally to our room,” Charlotte told the policeman. “She does these acts of public humiliation. It is all for attention… She was also got physical with Mark.”

When this restraining order gets filed, Lindsay will probably go, “It’s cool. It’s cool. Sam and I are just seeing if we’re able to have a long distance relationship. This is just a test of our love.” Meanwhile, 500 yards away, Sam will be buying a gun.