Pamela Anderson fell in love with and eventually married Rick Salomon after he paid off her gambling debts. In theory, this should have a happy ending, but apparently that’s not the case. In Junuary, Pamela asked a second time for divorce. She then said they were going to work things out. Things didn’t work out so this time she’s seeking an annulment for their two month marriage based on fraud.

In court papers filed in Los Angeles on Friday, Anderson asked the court not to award spousal support and to keep her and Salomon’s income and property separate. On Monday, Anderson filed a request to have a retired judge handle the annulment proceedings — a common practice in celebrity split-ups as it keeps matters private and out of the court.

They’re both idiots. I hope Pamela drowns in a well of her own retardation and Rick continues riding into the sunset of irrelevancy.

A few weeks ago, Pamela Anderson filed for divorce, but quickly withdrew her request saying she and Rick Salomon were working things out. However, yesterday, Celeb.tv found out Pamela filed for divorce once again. If this quote given to People is any indication, this time she may be serious. Maybe.

“Oh there’s plenty,” of problems, she said en route to Las Vegas to ring in 2008. “What can you do? We’re all human. We’re all trying.”

And on her website, her description of New Years did not include Rick; a sign that it could be finally over or that she got so drunk she doesn’t even remember.

“My kids and I had a great new years in Vegas! They loved the fireworks and hot chocolate at midnight. Mommy made it home by 1:30am. Nice! Now on family vacation in the snow. We are doing great. Getting rest and planning new year.”

Of interest is the fact that she didn’t spend New Years with her kids. She opted to spend it partying at Pure and coming home at 1:30 a.m. which apparently is pretty early for her. For all she knows, her kids could have been shooting roman candles at the neighbor’s cat or rifling through her underwear drawer and using her bra as a magic carpet to reenact Aladdin.

Criss Angel may have been the cause of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon’s sudden divorce announcement and subsequent no divorce announcement. Pamela was cozying up to Criss at LAX after her final performance with Hans Klok while Rick was at a poker tournament. Rick found out and became pissed and jealous and they had a big fight.

“It was just another log on the fire. Their relationship is so volatile [that] I’m sure this won’t be the last time she files, but nothing happened with her and Criss; they were just hanging out.” Anderson is wary of jealous men, as her last husband, Kid Rock, had “jealousy issues.”

You have issues when goth boy Criss Angel makes you jealous. He’s a walking parody of himself. Being jealous of him is like being jealous of the tampon in your girlfriend. The only reason women hang out with him is because he knows magic, but eventually putting a nail through your hand gets old. In fact, don’t even hang out with Criss, he’ll just bore you. If you want real magic, come to me. I got way better tricks. My favorite is this jaw dropper I pull off during sex. When I’m holing out a girl, I awkwardly ask her if she wants to be amazed. After she says, “Yes, finally,” I get real mad, wave my hands in the air and go, “For my next trick, I’ll make your orgasm disappear.” Then I come. Ta-da.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon are divorcing after two months of marriage according to Celeb.TV. Pamela filed for divorce on Friday citing the usual irreconcilable differences.

The former Baywatch star married Salomon, 39, at the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas on Oct. 6 – during an hour-and-a-half break between two magic shows Anderson was performing. The marriage was the third for both. Anderson was previously married to Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Salomon’s ex-wives are Elizabeth Daily and Shannen Doherty.

Shocking news as this marriage appeared to be built on a solid foundation. Man pays off woman’s gambling debt. Woman falls in love. Man and woman marry. This story was read to me dozens of times when I was a child and not once did the ending deviate from happily ever after. Sadly, for Pamela Anderson, fairytales don’t come true. Frowny face.

Update: TMZ says they’re back together. Hallelujah. Dreams do come true. Even for whores.

Earlier, it was reported that Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon applied for and were granted a Vegas wedding license. People thought they were marrying. They were right because the two wed over the weekend at the Mirage Hotel and Casino.

If you’re wondering how they came to be, their love blossomed like a slutty rose when Pamela had sex with Rick to pay off her $250,000 gambling debt. Sort of like Cinderella, but more whorish and minus the prince charming and magic pumpkin. So, really, not like Cinderella at all. Sorry. In celebration, here’s Pamela attending a kegger or as she affectionately calls it, “Ultrasound day.”

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon (One Night in Paris) were granted a marriage license on Saturday in Las Vegas says Access Hollywood.

“I was told late Saturday night that they filed for a marriage license,” a source tells PEOPLE, adding that Anderson – who has been performing with magician Hans Klok at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino – and Salomon, 38, have been inseparable lately. “Rick is always with her. He’s backstage when she does her show all the time.”

Pamela Anderson is old and creepy looking. She’s got to find someone before she turns to dust. What is she? 75? How would you like that touching you? My penis is getting pissed off at me for even thinking about it. Oh no, I think he’s leaving me. He’s putting on his little hat and grabbing his tiny briefcase and leaving. Please don’t leave me penis. You complete me!