Reports say Rihanna and Chris Brown were spotted together again. This time at Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. Hollywood Life says the weekly rumors that Rihanna and Chris are partying together is an elaborate plan by the two of them. “They knew it was going to cause a scene and they actually are enjoying the fallout from it,” says a source.

Was the “source” Chris Brown? And is the next “report” going to be that Rihanna put on makeup to “fake” a black eye? Because this could be an ingenious method of covering up an abusive relationship.

Today is celebrity hair day on The Blemish. What whacky, look-at-me styles will they think up of next? How about Rihanna, who bleached her hair and threw on some extensions for her Elle cover shoot?

On a scale of 1 to attention whore, I give this a 3, or, as John Travolta would say, “2 finger snaps and a nuh-uh girlfriend.”

In these types of situations, you never want to tell the girl you can see her tits through her semi-transparent wife-beater until well after you’ve taken pictures. And that’s exactly what happened. Though I don’t think the photogs told her at all unless Rihanna figured it out from all the snickering and giggling. Slightly NSFW photos below.

Rihanna posted the above picture to her Twitter with the Drake lyrics, “Tat my fuckin name on u girl so I know its real!!!” I’m assuming Rihanna got a new tattoo and it wasn’t a big “DRAKE” on her forehead like this woman. Which is disappointing. That girl probably wants someone else to to do what she did so she doesn’t feel like a complete idiot.

Also, Thug Life!

Rihanna posted this photo up on Twitter inviting Khloe Kardashian to “come tap this.” My god, woman. Do you know what you’ve done? Thank god there wasn’t a cake in the picture or you would have seen a blurry Khloe pounding a whole in the wall to get to it.

Rihanna posed for the new Armani Underwear and Jeans ads and she looks great. They must have found some angles because Rihanna usually looks bottom heavy. Not here. Anything is possible with amazing lightning, precise positioning and modest amounts of Photoshop.

Remember when Chris Brown punched Rihanna in the face a couple hundred times? Rihanna doesn’t. A new report by Us Weekly says the two, who were forcibly separated by the court, have been hooking up for nearly a year.

The edgy, platinum-selling “We Found Love” singer and Brown “meet up very casually,” a Brown confidante says. “She comes to see him anytime she’s in L.A.”
Explains a music industry source: “They can’t get enough of each other. I don’t see it ending well.”
“Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that,” adds a Rihanna insider. Us Weekly

What’s worse is Chris Brown has a girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. A rep for Brown says he’s not cheating and that he and Rihanna are just friends.

But not like Tran cares anyway. Friends say Tran knows Chris is cheating, suspecting Chris’ studio is where all the hookups take place, but  Tran “won’t give him up for a few discretions.” In plain English, Tran would like to ride Chris’ coattails as long as she can. In her warped gold digger mind, somehow this relationship is going to lead to more modeling jobs.

The source adds, “Chris is a really passionate guy…He’s still a hothead and he does what he wants . . . He’ll go off the grid she’ll wonder what’s going on, but at the moment Chris and Karrueche are still a couple.”

And why wouldn’t they be? Karrueche isn’t finished punching her meal ticket just yet or, um, vice versa.

If you’re wondering, yes, Rihanna is still in Hawaii smoking blunts.

Rihanna was in Hawaii over the weekend where she rolled herself a blunt and smoked it while lounging. Rihanna even tweeted, “Kush rolled, glass full… I prefer the better things!”

I showed these photos to the chief of police and the only thing he asked was whether or not I had any that showed off her camel toe.

Rihanna is on vacation in Barbados and yesterday she tweeted a picture of herself in a bikini but now real photos that aren’t all grainy are out. She looks… like you imagine Rihanna in a bikini to look.

In related news, Rihanna and Chris Brown may be exchanging “I love you’s” on Twitter. Note that this isn’t a different Chris Brown that didn’t punch her a hundred times in the face and give “fisting” a new definition.

It all started when Chris tweeted, “Love U more than you know!” and two minutes later, Rihanna responds with, “I’ll always love you #1love.” Of course, this could be a coincidence but earlier this month, Brown’s mother tweeted, HELLO LADY I MISS YOU AND LOVE YOU!!!!!! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!!” And Rihanna tweeted shortly after, “Miss+Love u 2″

So either Rihanna has forgiven Chris for tenderizing her face or she wants to get a close-up view of his right hand.

Also, what is her brother doing here? It looks like he’s trying to pull her top down. Aw yea. Go, little man!

Rihanna is on vacation. Again. Possibly for the 10th month this year. It must be tiring releasing a new single every two weeks. Anyway, she took the time tweet herself bikini. Which is fantastic because Twitter is finally being used for good, not evil, like when your mother @’s you in her tweets about her poops.

Rihanna is pissed after Dutch fashion magazine Jackie called her the n-word. Actually, not just the n-word, they called her a n**gabitch. This somehow came up in a feature on how to imitate Rihanna’s style.

She has street cred, she has a ghetto ass and she has a golden throat. Rihanna, the good girl gone bad, is the ultimate n***abitch and she displays that gladly — for her that means what’s on can come off. If that means she’ll be on stage half naked, then so be it. But Dutch winters aren’t like Jamaican [ed. note: Rihanna is actually Barbadian, not Jamaican] ones, so pick a clothing style in which your daughter can resist minus ten [temperatures]. No to the big sunglasses and the pornheels, and yes to the tiger print, pink ‘shizzle,’ and everything that glitters. Now let’s hope she won’t beat anybody up at daycare. NY Mag

And this is why foreigners who aren’t adept at American slang shouldn’t be trying to copy it in a magazine. In one paragraph, they made it seem like Rihanna was a porn star with a golden throat and a n***abitch with a short fuse.

Jackie editor Eva Hoeke has since posted an apology on their Facebook page saying the author’s piece meant no harm and the article was supposed to be a joke, though a bad one.

Furthermore I hope that you all believe there was absolutely no racist motive behind the choice of words. It was stupid, it was naive to think that this was an acceptable form of slang — you hear it all the time on tv and radio, then your idea of what is normal apparently shifts — but it was especially misguided: there was no malice behind it. We make our magazine with love, energy and enthusiasm, and it can sometimes happen that someone is out of line. And then you can only do one thing: apologize. And hope that others wish to accept it. From the bottom of my heart I say it again: we never intended to offend anyone. And I mean that.

Some readers are pleased with the apology while others, like Rihanna herself, are not. She tweeted her dissatisfaction.

@evajackie I hope u can read english, because your magazine is a poor representation of the evolution of human rights! I find you disrespectful, and rather desperate!! You ran out of legit, civilized information to print! There are 1000′s of Dutch girls who would love to be recognized for their contributions to your country, you could have given them an article. Instead, u paid to print one degrading an entire race! That’s your contribution to this world! To encourage segregation, to mislead the future leaders to act in the past! You put two words together Twitter

If this wasn’t enough, on December 18, Rihanna also tweeted about a racist guy that started yelling at her in his undies while she was at a hotel in Portugal.

“I just met the most racist c*** EVER!!! This man said the craziest s**t abt black women called us dogs, sl*ts, we don’t look like s**t, we don’t belong in the same hotels,” she said. “Needless to say, the #N***A in me came out! Bajan accent and all! Lol! Turns out the hotel manager’s black. Oh and he had the NERVE to diss black people in his Tighty whitey’s!!!! SMH…and tbh a lil black wouldn’t hurt him.”

To be fair, it doesn’t help foreigners when you say you have a n***a side. Things sort of get lost in translation and you end up with whatever that Dutch mag was trying to say.

Anyway, to add to all this, Rihanna ran off stage during a concert in Portugal to vomit out of sight of the audience (1:50 mark in video below). She tweeted, “yep! i ran off stage to throw up, halfway thru What’s My Name…made it back juuust in time for RudeBoy.”

Judging by all this, looks like everything has not been coming up Rihanna.

Rihanna performed at the O2 Arena in London yesterday wearing this blonde wig and straddled some yellow S&M guy. I think the theme of the night was “confuse the sh*t out of everyone.”