Here, Rihanna the S&M automaton cuts one on stage at her concert. Proudly, she told the fans her next number one single literally just dropped. - Captain Swarthy
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Rihanna is yellow
October 9th, 2007Respond
Most of you need a little excitement in your lives. That’s why I’m posting these pictures of Rihanna walking down the street with fluorescent yellow nail polish and holding a toy poodle by her almost exposed breasts. This way, you can live vicariously through one of the passerbys. Now you’ll know who to thank …
Rihanna’s boobs are magical
September 10th, 20076 comments
Covering up half her huge forehead, Rihanna arrived at the MTV Video Music Awards with some spectacular breasts. So, if Britney left a bitter taste in your mouth, this should help. But, before you start clicking on the pictures, just remember this profound statement courtesy of Rihanna. “Baby, ’cause in the dark, you can’t see …
Rihanna almost slips a nipple, has huge cleavage
August 20th, 20073 comments
Rihanna performed at the Rheinland-Pfalz Open Air with her huge forehead and cleavage. She almost slipped a nipple too which means I was obligated to post these. But come on, I wanna see her huge forehead. That thing is amazing. It looks like some sort of monument to man. A relic left over from the …
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In other news
December 8th, 2006Respond
The video is related to Kal Penn being in the horrible Van Wilder 2. Old? Yea, but anything has got to be better than that movie. (If my host goes down I’m going to hurt someone. I’m going to hurt someone.)
Gwen Stefani has her own fragrance. Will it smell like ass? One can only hope. …
The 2006 Billboard Music Awards
December 5th, 2006Respond
The 2006 Billboard Music Awards happened yesterday. As you can tell by Fergie’s performance in the video, it sucked as much as you thought it would. She lacks both charisma and looks and decided to get drunk beforehand. When I listen to the lyrics I want to vomit. Boys just come and go like seasons? …
In other news
October 27th, 2006Respond
Eli Roth gives us a teaser trailer for Hostel 2. I still don’t know why some people go gonzo over the first one. All it had was naked chicks, ultra-violence and, um, nevermind.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt an Indian baby. Remember that Simpsons episode where children of different cultures sit around in a circle and …
