The Blemish » rita ora http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Wed, 30 Jul 2014 08:40:06 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.9.1 Justin Bieber Broke Up Calvin Harris & Rita Ora http://theblemish.com/2014/06/justin-bieber-broke-up-calvin-harris-rita-ora/ http://theblemish.com/2014/06/justin-bieber-broke-up-calvin-harris-rita-ora/#comments Sat, 07 Jun 2014 23:52:22 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=183072 On Friday, Calvin Harris tweeted that he and Rita Ora had split some time ago. This could explain that video of him bringing 10 women back to his place. One without underwear.

According to sources, it was all because of Justin Bieber. Justin. Bieber. That twink broke up one of the most popular, richest and wanted DJs in the world and Rita Ora.

It’s rumored that Justin and Rita “got touchy feely” while in the recording studio together the last few months. Calvin heard about how she’d sit on his lap and how he’d rub her back and, like any self-respecting man, he dry-heaved before breaking it off.

The only logical reason I can come up with as to why women like Justin Bieber is that he’s got a gun to their family’s heads and he’s already killed their dog to show them he’s not fucking around.

Anyway, Calvin must be hurting right now. He’s probably crying into the soft, perky breasts of a very flexible 23-year-old on his 5,000 thread count sheets. “I… I don’t think I should be alone tonight.”

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Rita Ora Went See-Through for Terry Richardson http://theblemish.com/2014/05/rita-ora-went-see-terry-richardson/ http://theblemish.com/2014/05/rita-ora-went-see-terry-richardson/#comments Fri, 02 May 2014 18:11:49 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=180935 Rita Ora is the latest person to pose for Terry Richardson in front of his famous white wall. Naturally, you can see her tits. Come on. This is Terry Richardson we’re talking about. Tits or GTFO is how he lives his life.

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Rita Ora Will Not Be Getting Naked in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ http://theblemish.com/2014/04/rita-ora-will-getting-naked-fifty-shades-grey/ http://theblemish.com/2014/04/rita-ora-will-getting-naked-fifty-shades-grey/#comments Mon, 28 Apr 2014 19:16:54 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=180729 Rita Ora was cast as Mia Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie but she won’t be getting naked which is weird because isn’t that the whole point of the movie? To watch a bunch of hot people do it? Well, whatever.

“No! Calvin, my dad and brother had a group meeting to worry about it. I leave that to the main characters,” Rita Ora told The Sun.

“He [Calvin Harris] gets me, so he brought out the best in me like nobody else could,” the British songstress added, pertaining to the new single that Harris wrote for her.

Ora also revealed that she likes a little bit of pain during sex which makes the role perfect for her apparently.

“I mean, I like a whip. This is why Fifty Shades is perfect for me because I really love the book. But I like unexpected stuff. A tiny bit of [pain], not too much,” Ora shared.

Now she can’t complain when Calvin Harris all of a sudden drips hot candle wax over her chest when they have sex. Score!

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Rita Ora, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj And Victoria Justice Looked Fantastic At The MTV Movie Awards http://theblemish.com/2014/04/rita-ora-jessica-alba-nicki-minaj-victoria-justice-looked-fantastic-mtv-movie-awards/ http://theblemish.com/2014/04/rita-ora-jessica-alba-nicki-minaj-victoria-justice-looked-fantastic-mtv-movie-awards/#comments Mon, 14 Apr 2014 16:38:12 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=180245 The MTV Movie Awards aren’t all about celebrating the achievements of lesser known celebrities. They’re also about ad revenue and who looked hotter on the red carpet.

Rita Ora edges out Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj and Victoria Justice in that regard. Mainly because her dress was way better. If that slit down her cleavage was any wider, she’d have been wearing a reverse dress.

That made more sense before I wrote it down.

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Rita Ora Wore Yellow At The BRIT Awards http://theblemish.com/2014/02/rita-ora-wore-yellow-brit-awards/ http://theblemish.com/2014/02/rita-ora-wore-yellow-brit-awards/#comments Thu, 20 Feb 2014 20:08:40 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=178296 UK’s answer to Rihanna, Rita Ora, showed up at the BRIT Awards the other night with her superstar DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris. She wore a yellow dress and that’s about all I have for you as far as fashion goes. I have no idea how anyone can figure out what dress a celeb is wearing just by looking at it. That’s a unique talent right up there with discerning what someone ate for lunch by sniffing only their farts.

When asked if records are the only thing he’s going to be spinning when he gets home, Harris said, “I don’t get… Oh… Oh I see.”

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Rita Ora Starring in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ http://theblemish.com/2013/12/rita-ora-starring-fifty-shades-grey/ http://theblemish.com/2013/12/rita-ora-starring-fifty-shades-grey/#comments Tue, 03 Dec 2013 19:25:47 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=173589 Having yet to gain popularity in the states, Rita Ora is already the face of Madonna’s Material Girl clothing line, DKNY’s Resort 2014 collection, has a deal with Rimmel, appeared on 90210 and Fast & Furious 6 and made into a character in The Sims.

Now she’s inexplicably managed to secure herself a starring role in Fifty Shades of Grey. She’ll play Christian Grey’s adopted sister, Mia, who has a somewhat large role in the books.

As Popdust says, whoever wants to break into the industry, find this chick’s agent and sign with them now because they’re some sort of wizards. They could probably rejuvenate Paris Hilton’s vagina and put it on the cover of Us Weekly if they really wanted.

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Rita Ora Is Doing Fine, Hangs Out in a Bikini http://theblemish.com/2013/11/rita-ora-fine-hangs-bikini/ http://theblemish.com/2013/11/rita-ora-fine-hangs-bikini/#comments Wed, 20 Nov 2013 20:26:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=172821 Rita Ora seems to be doing fine after collapsing during a photo shoot the other day. Here she is just standing around on her hotel balcony in Miami wearing a bikini chatting on the phone.

“The road to recovery starts with paparazzi shots of you in a bikini,” said Gandhi.

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Rita Ora Collapses During a Miami Photo Shoot http://theblemish.com/2013/11/rita-ora-collapses-miami-photo-shoot/ http://theblemish.com/2013/11/rita-ora-collapses-miami-photo-shoot/#comments Mon, 18 Nov 2013 23:16:10 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=172602 Rita Ora was in the middle of a photo shoot in Miami today for Madonna’s Material Girl campaign when she collapsed and was rushed to the hospital. Pictures show the 22-year-old singer on a stretcher being loaded into an ambulance.

Ora’s doctor tells TMZ that it was due to heat exhaustion and dehydration. She’s already been discharged and she’s doing fine. Looks like this wasn’t “heat exhaustion” like when Lindsay used to get it either. You know, where it actually was code for “f*cked up on drugs.”

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Rita Ora Is in Interview Germany http://theblemish.com/2013/06/rita-ora-is-in-interview-germany/ http://theblemish.com/2013/06/rita-ora-is-in-interview-germany/#comments Thu, 20 Jun 2013 18:25:49 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=146855 Here’s Rihanna, I mean, Rita Ora in the July 2013 of Interview Germany. In the issue, she talks about the time she met Jay-Z. When she greeted him, one of his bodyguards stepped on her new Air Jordans. She bent over to clean them but apparently that caused great distress in Jay-Z. He told her to never to do that and took her sneaker shopping.

“He said ‘Hello’ – and just in that moment, one of his bodyguards stepped on my shoes,” Rita explained. “Brand new Air Jordans. So I knelt down to rub them clean, ’cause that’s what you’re supposed to do.”

Miss Ora continued, “But Jay-Z grabbed me by the shoulders, pulled me up, and went, ‘Don’t ever do that. Come with me. And then.. we went sneaker shopping. A whole suitcase of sneakers!”

We have first world problems but here’s a first world solution. Dirt on shoe? Don’t even think about cleaning them. They are now trash. Give them to a homeless guy or something. It’s time to buy 20 new pairs.

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Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are Doing It http://theblemish.com/2013/05/calvin-harris-and-rita-ora-are-probably-doing-it/ http://theblemish.com/2013/05/calvin-harris-and-rita-ora-are-probably-doing-it/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 09:04:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=144444 Apparently Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are dating now. The two made it official at a Daft Punk Album listening party earlier this week and last night they were at Proud Camden in London together. Sources say the two were openly kissing. *Faints with shock*

Calvin Harris definitely seems like a step up from Rob Kardashian. He can barely even see his penis after gaining so much weight. Suffice to say, the bar has been set really low.

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