The Blemish » rita ora Better than a slap to the face Thu, 09 Oct 2014 20:59:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 Rita Ora Ripped Her Pants Fri, 05 Sep 2014 21:29:59 +0000 While at the Adidas Originals launch event in London the other day, Rita Ora ripped her Adidas promotional tracksuit pants. The color underwear she was wearing? Black. The smell? How would I know, you big pervert?

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The Only Acceptable Way to Wear a Jumpsuit Thu, 04 Sep 2014 23:41:23 +0000 While on her way to the 20th Century Theatre in London, Rita Ora showed everyone the only way one is allowed to wear a jumpsuit. Take this lesson to heart, ladies.

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All the Women at the GQ Men of the Year Awards 2014 Wed, 03 Sep 2014 16:28:52 +0000 You already saw what Kim Kardashian wore to the GQ Men of the Year Awards. Everyone says she stunned in her bustier even though I said she looked like a hooker in an evening gown. But whatever, I’m not posting more photos of her. Instead, here’s everyone else at the GQ Awards. Daisy Lowe, Cara Delevingne, Jourdan Dunn (hottest). They all looked better than Kim. Except for maybe Lindsay Lohan. Despite dressing up, she still gave off that disheveled mess vibe. She’s like a dead cat on the side of the road waiting to be picked up by the city.

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The MTV VMAs Were Boring So Here’s the Red Carpet and Some GIFs Mon, 25 Aug 2014 08:19:25 +0000 The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards took place Sunday night. It was probably the most uneventful awards show ever. The only interesting things to come of it were the Suge Knight shooting, Nicki Minaj’s wardrobe malfunction and Beyonce’s 15 minute performance where she ran through her entire album. It wasn’t even that good, but that didn’t stop sites from declaring that Beyonce dominated the VMAs.

Honestly, the most memorable thing to happen was Nicki Minaj’s performance where a dancer daggered her lady parts like a virgin having sex for the first time.


Which left Rita Ora unamused. That or she’s suffering from PTSD.


The most hilariously sad moment came when Ariana Grande won her award and high-fived everyone. Except for Riff Raff. Riff Raff never extended his hand for the rest of the night.


As for the red carpet, Nina Dobrev won that because she’s super pretty. Losers included Riff Raff and Katy Perry who dressed as Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears circa 2001.

Beyonce’s performance if you have 15 minutes of your life you don’t need back.

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Rita Ora Did the Ice Bucket Challenge Mon, 18 Aug 2014 21:17:39 +0000 I think we’ve reached total saturation for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. If I have to see one more video of someone pouring ice water over their head, I swear to god I’m going to, uh, press pause or something. I guess there’s not much I can do about it.

Anyway, here’s Rita Ora getting wet in NYC.

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Justin Bieber Broke Up Calvin Harris & Rita Ora Sat, 07 Jun 2014 23:52:22 +0000 On Friday, Calvin Harris tweeted that he and Rita Ora had split some time ago. This could explain that video of him bringing 10 women back to his place. One without underwear.

According to sources, it was all because of Justin Bieber. Justin. Bieber. That twink broke up one of the most popular, richest and wanted DJs in the world and Rita Ora.

It’s rumored that Justin and Rita “got touchy feely” while in the recording studio together the last few months. Calvin heard about how she’d sit on his lap and how he’d rub her back and, like any self-respecting man, he dry-heaved before breaking it off.

The only logical reason I can come up with as to why women like Justin Bieber is that he’s got a gun to their family’s heads and he’s already killed their dog to show them he’s not fucking around.

Anyway, Calvin must be hurting right now. He’s probably crying into the soft, perky breasts of a very flexible 23-year-old on his 5,000 thread count sheets. “I… I don’t think I should be alone tonight.”

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Rita Ora Went See-Through for Terry Richardson Fri, 02 May 2014 18:11:49 +0000 Rita Ora is the latest person to pose for Terry Richardson in front of his famous white wall. Naturally, you can see her tits. Come on. This is Terry Richardson we’re talking about. Tits or GTFO is how he lives his life.

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Rita Ora Will Not Be Getting Naked in ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ Mon, 28 Apr 2014 19:16:54 +0000 Rita Ora was cast as Mia Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie but she won’t be getting naked which is weird because isn’t that the whole point of the movie? To watch a bunch of hot people do it? Well, whatever.

“No! Calvin, my dad and brother had a group meeting to worry about it. I leave that to the main characters,” Rita Ora told The Sun.

“He [Calvin Harris] gets me, so he brought out the best in me like nobody else could,” the British songstress added, pertaining to the new single that Harris wrote for her.

Ora also revealed that she likes a little bit of pain during sex which makes the role perfect for her apparently.

“I mean, I like a whip. This is why Fifty Shades is perfect for me because I really love the book. But I like unexpected stuff. A tiny bit of [pain], not too much,” Ora shared.

Now she can’t complain when Calvin Harris all of a sudden drips hot candle wax over her chest when they have sex. Score!

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Rita Ora, Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj And Victoria Justice Looked Fantastic At The MTV Movie Awards Mon, 14 Apr 2014 16:38:12 +0000 The MTV Movie Awards aren’t all about celebrating the achievements of lesser known celebrities. They’re also about ad revenue and who looked hotter on the red carpet.

Rita Ora edges out Jessica Alba, Nicki Minaj and Victoria Justice in that regard. Mainly because her dress was way better. If that slit down her cleavage was any wider, she’d have been wearing a reverse dress.

That made more sense before I wrote it down.

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Rita Ora Wore Yellow At The BRIT Awards Thu, 20 Feb 2014 20:08:40 +0000 UK’s answer to Rihanna, Rita Ora, showed up at the BRIT Awards the other night with her superstar DJ boyfriend Calvin Harris. She wore a yellow dress and that’s about all I have for you as far as fashion goes. I have no idea how anyone can figure out what dress a celeb is wearing just by looking at it. That’s a unique talent right up there with discerning what someone ate for lunch by sniffing only their farts.

When asked if records are the only thing he’s going to be spinning when he gets home, Harris said, “I don’t get… Oh… Oh I see.”

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