Apparently Calvin Harris and Rita Ora are dating now. The two made it official at a Daft Punk Album listening party earlier this week and last night they were at Proud Camden in London together. Sources say the two were openly kissing. *Faints with shock*

Calvin Harris definitely seems like a step up from Rob Kardashian. He can barely even see his penis after gaining so much weight. Suffice to say, the bar has been set really low.

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Rita Ora put up some photos of her abs on Instagram because she’s a big show-off. Sure, she has nice abs, but can she eat 10 pounds of shrimp in one sitting? Can she?! Yea, thought so.

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Rob Kardashian got a little huffy on Twitter earlier this month when he scribbled about his ex-girlfriend, who never really considered herself his girlfriend, Rita Ora, slept with 20 dudes while they were “together.”

One of the 20 dudes was apparently Jonah Hill. Yea, that one. Wait, why do I even have to clarify? How many Jonah Hills do you know? What? Well la dee da, aren’t you Mr. Popular?

Anyway, a source says, “Rita spent the night with Jonah during a trip to New York.” Seems like an odd pairing but Jonah probably seduced her with his collection of placenta pictures. You can’t pull out those pictures without at least one woman getting wet.

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Rob Kardashian is just a little bitter about his breakup with Rita Ora. Probably because she banged 20 dudes while he thought they were together. At least according to Rob who took to Twitter to write, “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!! How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!” It’s said after the tweet, “Rita Whore” started trending but I’m wondering why it wasn’t “Rita Whora.” Seems like a wasted opportunity.

Anyway, this split probably won’t affect Rita that much considering she never even acknowledged she was in a relationship with Rob. She recently told MTV, “In 22 years, there’s been nothing. I’ve had young fascinations but never love. I think it’s my only weakness. I’m scared of letting my guard down, and if I fell in love with someone now, he’d have to try ten times harder to break it down. (Rob’s) a great friend. But the only relationship I’m having now is with the tour bus.”

In retrospect, that quote to MTV can be interpreted very differently. How many dudes can fit in that tour bus? 20?

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Last night while performing at the Red Bull Culture Clash in Wembley Arena, R.I.P. singer Rita Ora, having rushed to her show on her bike, unzipped her leather outfit but forgot she wasn’t wearing anything underneath. Yup, we have boobs (NSFW pics here).

Yes. Its true. I got straight off a moterbike from O2 to Wembley I didn’t have time to change and then all of a sudden the zip got lower….

— Rita Ora (@RitaOra) November 8, 2012

And lower I rushed on stage and pop! It happened, fuck! Sorry guys. (How embarrassing) apologized! Dispite that, amazing show! :) LOL

— Rita Ora (@RitaOra) November 8, 2012

Hi Germany….the show must go on right guys? #ShineYaLight I definitely shone my light last night! #SHIThappens LOL twitter.com/RitaOra/status…

— Rita Ora (@RitaOra) November 8, 2012

It kind of looked like she spent a good majority of the concert with her boobs hanging out so if you’re Ticket Master or Stub Hub and are wondering why her ticket sales jumped 300%, there you go.

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