Rob Schneider has publicly vowed to never work with Mel Gibson. In another full page ad in Variety, Schneider who’s “1/2 Jew” said he wouldn’t even cast Mel Gibson as the Nazi leader in his prison comedy. Way to go Rob, you managed to work in a plug for your new movie.

Sadly, this is the funniest thing Rob Schneider has done in the past 10 years and I’d rank this as slightly funnier than Deuce Bigalow 2. It’s always nice to see actors give Mel a much needed laugh in his time of need. Even though it’s at Rob Schneider’s expense.

Someone has temporarily answered my prayers of having Rob Schneider never make a movie again. While filming his new movie Big Stan, Schneider fainted from heat exhaustion and food poisoning and had to be taken to the hospital.

Him fainting over and over again on concrete would be the only thing he could do to make me laugh. If you’ve ever lost IQ points watching Deuce Bigalow 2, then you know what I’m talking about.

Also, what kind of man faints from 100 degree weather and has to be taken to the hospital even if he did have food poisoning? Let me answer that for you. A really skeezy unfunny girly man.