Ubiquitous actor, Kevin Bacon, was not only a victim of Bernie Madoff’s $65 million scam, he was robbed of his BlackBerry while at the seventh avenue subway station last Thursday.

Kevin gave chase after the thief swiped his cell but lost sight of him as he made his way through the crowd. Apparently, not even Bacon’s woman-like scream of “Won’t someone stop that man,” prompted any help from strangers.

While the police were notified, it is unlikely Bacon will ever see his BlackBerry again and now armed with his phone, the thief will likely never lose a game of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

Up next for Kevin Bacon: Falling down a manhole after discovering that guy he helped wasn’t really a Nigerian prince.

Hayden Panettiere returned from vacation on April 15th to discover $15,000 worth of missing jewelery from her home in LA. There were no forced signs of entry and there were several people going in and out of the house while she was gone.

All signs point to an inside job, but in any case, it shouldn’t be hard to steal from Hayden Panettiere. She’s what? Three feet tall? You could probably go into her home right now and grab a diamond necklace and play keep away with her like bullies do on playgrounds. The most resistance you’d encounter is Hayden kicking you in the shins before calling you a “meanie” and stomping off in a huff.

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Audrina Patridge is asking for your help in identifying two perps who broke into her home on Sunday and stole a few sentimental items along with many replaceable ones. She posted the security footage in hopes of someone out there recognizing the world’s two dumbest criminals. And I mean dumb.

These guys didn’t even invest in a ski mask. Instead, they hid behind baseball caps and occasionally covered their heads with their forearm. Even then, concealing their identities seemed to be an afterthought. The beginning of the video clearly shows the girl’s face. And in the middle, the prancing twit of a partner can’t contain himself and lets out some sort of primal, flaming scream directly in front of the camera. They might as well have left a Polaroid of themselves on Audrina’s nightstand.

Plus, robbing a girl whose sole purpose in life is to walk around with tons of cameras following her every move? Probably not the brightest idea.

Here’s Audrina at a MAGIC convention. Yes, my friends, she’s finally “made it.”