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Robert Pattinson and Leighton Meester?

Bad news Twilight fans. Your fantasies of a real life Edward Cullen/Bella Swan relationship are about to come to a crashing halt meaning… PANIC! You may have nothing to live ... Read More »

Courtney Love wants Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain

If Kurt Cobain wasn’t already rolling in his grave, he will now. Courtney Love says she wants Robert Pattinson to play Kurt Cobain and Scarlett Johansson to play her in ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson is straight

Robert Pattinson did an interview with the Times Online UK and says he’s straight despite that Details interview where he claimed to be allergic to vaginas. He also talks about ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson was beat up a lot

Coming as no surprise, that shimmering vampire known as Robert Pattinson got beat up a lot as a kid. The star — promoting the romance Remember Me, out this Friday — ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson wants man boobs

While Kellan Lutz admits he’s jealous of Robert Pattinson’s acting skills, Pattinson is jealous of Lutz’s pecs. This got homoerotic fast. “He asks me what I do to work out ... Read More »

No one wants to see Robert Pattinson naked

Robert Pattinson offered to do a full frontal shoot for that Details spread last month where he was surrounded by naked models but bosses nixed the idea. Which is weird ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson got “frisky”

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart showed up to Tribeca’s Laconda Verde and according to the NYDN, they got downright dirty and nasty. “It was like they were having sex without ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson admits being with Kristen Stewart

The Sun has a supposed quote from Robert Pattinson admitting that he and Kristen Stewart are together and that they were supposed to come out as a couple during the ... Read More »

The new dorky Robert Pattinson at the BAFTAs

Here’s a few more photos of Robert Pattinson sporting his new hair at the BAFTAs over the weekend. Maybe it’s because I’m used to 5 feet of hair on his ... Read More »

Robert Pattison is “allergic” to vaginas

Robert Pattinson sat down to talk with Details magazine and revealed he’s a total queer, saying: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth

Big news of the day. Robert Pattinson chipped his tooth while flossing because his teeth are as frail as his girly-man arms. According to Bryce Dalls Howard, this is due ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson seems pretty cool

The upside of being in an annoyingly popular movie cherished by thousands of irrational women is you can pretty much make them do anything including taking their clothes off in ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest got cockblocked

Ryan Seacrest sat in stunned silence for a brief second when he was cut off for the first time by Robert Pattinson’s publicist after asking about him and co-star Kristen ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were also there

Also showing up at the premiere of New Moon were the films other stars, Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson. The girls went crazy for Rob. I don’t see why. What ... Read More »

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up

I didn’t even know they were together, but apparently they were, but according to OK! Magazine, they’re not anymore so essentially we’re back where we started. Can this still be ... Read More »

No one likes Robert Pattinson

Even though girls get wet at the mere mention of Twilight and Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson still can’t find a date. That’s because girls want Edward, not Robert. He tells ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were getting “cozy”

I don’t understand the appeal of Twilight at all. The vampires in that aren’t even real vampires. Their weakness is that they sparkle when exposed to sunlight. That’s like saying ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson is good at sex

Tween girls love Robert Pattinson and after reading this report about him being great in bed, expect them to love Rob even more. Jerk. “We just had this chemistry between ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson hates New York

Robert Pattinson is having a hard time while shooting Remember Me in New York. The women there are far too aggressive making him homesick for London where people are more ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson clipped by a taxi

Those Twilight fans are vicious. You’d think 200 lb. 13-year-old mouth breathers and black clad teeny boppers in knee-high boots would be pretty easy to evade. They’d either stop to ... Read More »