Look! Roseanne Barr dressed up as Hitler for a photo shoot for Heeb, a Jewish magazine. She even made “Jew Cookies” that she puts into the oven. Like they did in the internment camps. She doesn’t care who she offends. How edgy!

As the “Domestic Goddess” dons the famous moustache, transforming into “Domestic Goddess Hitler,” I notice that she’s beginning to have fun. She nails the Fuehrer’s facial expressions with twisted glee, and as she takes the burnt gingerbread “Jew Cookies” out of the oven it occurs to me that Barr may be the last celebrity utterly incapable of giving a fuck—a quality theoretically easy to embody until it’s time to face the practical repercussions. “Franklin Ajae, Paul Mooney, Mort Sahl and Dick Gregory’s passings will tear my kishkas out,” Barr laments. “They gave everything they had to just tell the truth, and they couldn’t make a decent living because of the choice they made—not selling out to Hollywood.”

One can only hope her next bit is to dress up in black face and do an Uncle Tom dance at night in the middle of East LA and address all the black people walking by as “mastuh.” I’m positive everyone will be more than thrilled to see that. She should do it. I have a good feeling about this.

Roseanne Barr was a guest on the Craig Ferguson show Wednesday night where she talked about her vaginal rejuvenation story. In an Andy Kauffman-like moment, no one knew whether to nervously laugh at her joke or walk out in disgust.

“I went and had vaginal rejuvenation surgery. No, I did! And now I have a va-junior. And I’m not afraid to use it.”

When I first read the title from the Huffington Post, I thought it said Rosie. As in O’Donnell. I had to fight back the vomit surging through my throat. Then I read it more carefully. It said Roseanne. As in Barr. That’s when I completely lost it. The vomit I was holding back. Now the cracks of my keyboard are filled with chunks of muffin. This Friday is starting out wonderfully.

Watch the video at the Huffington or below.

After Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from The View, Roseanne Bar is rumored to be the top choice to replace her.

Among them are Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathie Lee Gifford and Connie Chung. Out of all of them, Roseanne seems to be the best fit.

“It’s going to be hard for them to follow Rosie,” says an industry insider. “Roseanne could be the only one capable of pulling it off.”

They’re replacing a bear with a hungrier bear. This time no one is safe. Not the muffins, not the cinnamon rolls and especially not the donuts. Uh oh, you guys sure picked a bad time to glaze yourselves. Beware the bear!