Rosie O’Donnell and I don’t often see eye-to-eye on healthy living. We’re polar opposites when it comes to how one lives a life without coronary diseases or adult onset diabetes. For example, I enjoy a nice quiet candlelit dinner when I’m out on a date. Rosie enjoys six buckets of KFC topped off with items …

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MSNBC has come to their senses and decided not to put Rosie on the air. Executives came to the decision when they realized they weren’t the Food Network.
Rose has more in her blog. Don’t expect any substantial explanations though. Just a bunch of haiku. Does she write this in between bites of food? That might …

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Former talk show host and current butterball, Rosie O’Donnell, revealed her exclusive tete-a-tete with President Bill Clinton. Supposedly, Clinton called her some years back to apologize for Lewinsky-gate. This man must have some swami-like effect on people. Their conversation turned O’Donnell into a bawling mess and more importantly, locked down the lesbian vote for years …

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Rosie O’Donnell went on another spiel Wednesday night as usual. She pretty much admitted Barbara Walters fired her and that Barbara Walters uses Astroglide. Wait, what?
Rosie claimed onstage that Walters and other “View” couchmates wear earpieces through which producers tell them what to say, which she refused to do.
Rosie also confided that she and the …

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Rosie O’Donnell found time to transition from writing nonsense on her blog to writing nonsense in a book. Her new memoir, Celebrity Detox, set for release in October, talks about her life or something. Most notably, she writes of her tumultuous stint on The View and suggests Barbara Walters retire.
“Barbara Walters is almost twice my …

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A picture of Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter, Vivienne, dressed as a child soldier has caused quite the controversy among her readers proving they’re just as batty as Rosie. Posted to her blog yesterday, the image is coupled with a video featuring the line “Last Year a Princess” which turns into “This Year a Soldier.” One astute …

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Stemming from the recent blow-up between Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie quit The View three weeks earlier than anticipated. The president of ABC daytime issued this statement:
“We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like …

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Janette Barber, Rosie O’Donnell’s chief writer, was escorted out of the ABC building after she was caught drawing mustaches on pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
The Post’s Adam Buckman reports ABC confirmed in a statement only that “photographs at ‘The View’s’ offices were defaced. Rosie O’Donnell was not in the building. ABC Legal and Human Resources are …

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