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Rosie O’Donnell likes self-improvement

Rosie O’Donnell and I don’t often see eye-to-eye on healthy living. We’re polar opposites when it comes to how one lives a life without coronary diseases or adult onset diabetes. ... Read More »

The Loudmouth Lesbian update

MSNBC has come to their senses and decided not to put Rosie on the air. Executives came to the decision when they realized they weren’t the Food Network. Rose has more ... Read More »

Who’s the real Bubba?

Former talk show host and current butterball, Rosie O’Donnell, revealed her exclusive tete-a-tete with President Bill Clinton. Supposedly, Clinton called her some years back to apologize for Lewinsky-gate. This man ... Read More »

Barbara Walters fired Rosie, uses Astroglide

Rosie O’Donnell went on another spiel Wednesday night as usual. She pretty much admitted Barbara Walters fired her and that Barbara Walters uses Astroglide. Wait, what? Rosie claimed onstage that Walters ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell doesn’t stop whining

Rosie O’Donnell found time to transition from writing nonsense on her blog to writing nonsense in a book. Her new memoir, Celebrity Detox, set for release in October, talks about ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell is so controversial

A picture of Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter, Vivienne, dressed as a child soldier has caused quite the controversy among her readers proving they’re just as batty as Rosie. Posted to her ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell quit “The View” early

Stemming from the recent blow-up between Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie quit The View three weeks earlier than anticipated. The president of ABC daytime issued this statement: “We had hoped ... Read More »

Rosie’s writer draws mustaches on Hasselbeck

Janette Barber, Rosie O’Donnell’s chief writer, was escorted out of the ABC building after she was caught drawing mustaches on pictures of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. The Post’s Adam Buckman reports ABC confirmed ... Read More »

Rosie and Elisabeth fight again

Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck clashed once again on The View. The debate was over Rosie’s position on the troops in Iraq where she insinuated they were terrorists. They began ... Read More »

Roseanne might replace Rosie

After Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from The View, Roseanne Bar is rumored to be the top choice to replace her. Among them are Joan Rivers, Whoopi Goldberg, Kathie Lee Gifford ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View”

The illustrious reign of a lesbian gone mad has finally ended as Rosie O’Donnell announced her departure from “The View” today. Much to everyone’s dismay, she is going to be ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell grabs her crotch for Donald

Rosie O’Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards for New York’s most accomplished woman in media. Among the 2,000 attendees were 17 high school girls who won scholarships to pursue careers in ... Read More »

Donald Trump sends Barbara Rosie’s panties

Donald Trump sent Barbara Walters a framed girdle-like outfit Rosie O’Donnell wore in “Exit to Eden” to hang in the offices of “The View.” The girdle-like outfit – variously described as ... Read More »

Rosie plays on a swing

The first thing that came to my mind when I saw this contraption was sex swing. It was all over after that. My stomach is still doing cartwheels into flips ... Read More »

Those Antonella Barba pictures are working

American Idol executive producer Nigel Lythgoe responded to Rosie O’Donnell’s claim that the show is weightist and racist. The grating View member recently voiced her displeasure over Idol’s decision to ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell is a bat

Rosie O’Donnell first began treatment for depression in 1999 after the Columbine massacre. She says she couldn’t stop crying. These days O’Donnell fights her depression with medication, yoga and hanging ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell makes people cry

Rosie O’Donnell reduced Elisabeth Hasselbeck to tears on Wednesday’s episode of The View. Lo and behold, it wasn’t from the pungent aroma emanating from her folds. Page Six reports, “Elisabeth just ... Read More »

Rosie O’Donnell is a great person

Yesterday on The View, Rosie O’Donnell made fun of Anna Nicole Smith in an attempt at comedy. Little did she know Anna Nicole would die that night…or did she? Dun, ... Read More »

In other news

I’m leaving tomorrow for Vegas. I haven’t been there in a couple months, but I hear rates have gotten more competitive and you get free hookers on your birthday. Sweet. ... Read More »

Barbara Walters is a filthy liar

Rosie O’Donnell has now officially alienated everyone that could be considered her friend. Yesterday morning Rosie berated Barbara and called her a fucking liar after Barbara didn’t outright call Donald ... Read More »