When you’re taken to the hospital for trying to recapture your youth by doing whip-its and spice then of course it stands to reason there must have been someone there under 25 to assist you. That someone was apparently Demi Moore’s daughter, Rumer Willis, who is strongly suggested to have been present. In the 911 tape, you can hear the person asking, “What is the address Ru?”

Meanwhile, “experts” (you mean me? because I said this the day the call came out) say Demi Moore was smoking the synthetic weed K2 Spice.

Demi Moore may have been sent to the hospital after she smoked K2 Spice, a cheap herbal incense that mimics marijuana, experts speculated yesterday.

K2 Spice is temporarily illegal under a special order issued by the Drug Enforcement Administration last year. Officials are studying whether it should be made permanently illegal. Page Six

That must have been a frustrating conversation between Rumer and her mother. ”You mean this is like that Reefer? And it’s called the K2 Spices?” Meanwhile, Rumer is shaking her head in embarrassment trying to remember why she thought getting high with her mom was a good idea in the first place.

Rumer Willis showed off her new ink while walking through LA on Thursday. No word on when she got them or if they’re even real, but everyone seems to think they’re fake given how long it would take to do all of these.

She’s probably just acting out about Ashton and Demi’s cheating scandal like most children would. Some kids get drunk and stumble into a tattoo parlor at 3 a.m. in the morning, Rumer Willis gets a sugar high off chocolate milk and deposits 25 cents in a vending machine for temporary ones.

Defying all logic, the Badgley Mischka brand has picked Rumer Willis to be their face and star in their upcoming ad campaign.

“I was thrilled and honored to be chosen to represent the Badgley Mischka brand. Working with Mark and James is an incredible opportunity,” Rumer said.

This is an inspiration to square chinned little girls everywhere. But I’m a tiny bit disappointed at modeling standards nowadays. Seems like the only requirement is you be somewhat famous. Back in my day, we judged women solely on their looks. Achievements be damned. It was a much simpler time.

Life & Style reports Demi Moore, 47, gave her daughter Rumer Willis, 21, a lesson in pole dancing at a party at the Chateau Marmont last month. Apparently a stripper pole is like honey to Demi and celebrity daughters are apparently immune to dying of embarrassment.

“There was a pole at the bash, and Demi thought it would be fun to show everyone she still has what it takes,” says a partygoer. “Demi even spun around the pole upside down. It was incredible.” Then it was Rumer’s turn, as stepdad Ashton Kutcher and A-listers Jennifer Aniston and Leonardo DiCaprio, among others, looked on. “It was strange, but Demi encouraged Rumer to join her,” says the partygoer. “Everyone was cheering, and Leo gave Ashton a high-five. Ashton put his arms around both Demi and Rumer and looked like the proudest man in the room.”

If my mom did this to me, I might vomit. No offense to my mother, but I don’t need to see her swinging upside down on a stripper pole. Again. Really, it was kind of funny at on my 16th birthday, but uh, I didn’t want it to turn it into a tradition or anything. If I was Rumer, I’d have closed my eyes to find my happy place and never returned.

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Rumer Willis and her chin recently shared that her parents had nothing to do with her being involved with instant movie classics such as House Bunny and the soon to be released Sorority Row. She reveals to Bang Showbiz,

“You can’t do anything about who your parents are. I think everyone has opportunities and everyone has doors that are open to them in different ways.

“If you’re talented you’ll get work. If you suck then you won’t. In the end, talent is all that matters because you could go and get an audition, but if you go in there and you suck you’re not going to get a job.”

She’s got it all wrong. You can suck and easily get a job (eg. Lindsay Lohan, Megan Fox, Jenna Jameson). Wait. I think we’re talking about different types of suck.

A rep for the CW says Rumer Willis will be playing Gia, a “punky cute lesbian who isn’t afraid to speak her mind,” on the latest incarnation of 90210.

I can’t decide whether this is really good casting or really bad casting. On the one hand, Rumer looks like a true, non-glamorized lesbian which gives her role the realism often lacking in other shows featuring lesbians. On the other hand, I don’t like seeing ugly people on my TV.

Rumer Willis attended the MuchMusic Awards in Toronto last Sunday and guess what she was wearing to take focus off her humongous chin? A see-through dress. Yep, that’ll do it. Standing next to Audrina Patridge isn’t a bad idea either. This is sort of like parking your jalopy between two fancy cars and telling your co-workers that you have to get something from it all the while pointing at its general location in hopes that they’ll think you’re talking about either the Lambo or the Benz. That’s probably what Rumer’s boyfriend did when someone asked him who he was there with.

Rumer Willis admits that before her mom, Demi Moore, started banging Ashton Kutcher, she “had the hots” for him and even had his posters on her wall. Rumer says she eventually “got over the strangeness” and accepted that her masturbatory fantasy was about to become her stepdad.

That’s really good news. Now when Ashton catches Rumer sneaking into his bedroom to cut a lock of his hair, it’ll be awkward for only one person.

Actress Rumer Willis: ‘I had posters of Ashton on my wall’ [Daily Mail]

Rumer Willis hates her huge Jay Leno chin and blames her dad for bestowing these awful genes upon her.

“People tell me all the time that I look my mom. I see the resemblance, sometimes. There was a picture in a magazine about look-a-like mothers and daughters and I saw that I looked exactly like her – which is great.

“I hate my jaw. I don’t know if it’s my dad’s – I think I’m more like my mother, my littlest sister looks exactly like my dad and my middle sister is a mixture of the two.”

I don’t know what Rumer is going on about. I like her chin. Every time I look at it it reminds me of a Foxtrot cartoon. It makes me giggle. Then again, I’m not even sure why that’s happening since Foxtrot characters are characterized by their severe underbites. Ugly people. They’re such a mystery.

Every year PEOPLE releases their 100 most beautiful people list and every year you have the usual suspects. This year, Kate Hudson took the top spot beating out Jesica Alba, Carrie Underwood, Isla Fisher and Salma Hayek. But take this list with a grain of salt because she also beat out Rumer Willis which is the equivalent of beating out a rotting cat carcass. That sounds hard to do, but amazingly, it’s not.

Trumpet the horns! Throw the confetti! Rumer Willis is ready to be famous! Joy! I never thought this day would come, but it has and I’m shrieking with excitement. Eeeeee! Rumer tells People,

“Before I started working, I would have said, ‘You know, it’s not really fair, because I didn’t choose this.’ But when you decide to be a part of this profession and put yourself out there, then you kind of have to accept what it is.”

Still, notoriety does offer its obstacles. “It’s a 24-hour job,” she says. “It doesn’t matter if you are going out to a restaurant – you have to be aware of what you are doing and how you look and how you are presenting yourself, because most of the time people never get to know you.”

Mopping the floors of a public restroom is a job. Performing open heart surgery is a job. Walking around Hollywood with your huge jaw being photographed by paparazzi isn’t a job. Being famous because you have famous parents isn’t a job. You know what else isn’t a job (according to the government)? Me shooting roman candles at Rumer Willis’ head. But, I do it anyway because I’m passionate about it and I’m good at hiding.

This Halloween isn’t getting off to a good start. First Teri Hatcher was dressed as some horrid creature. Now we have Rumer Willis dressed as, um, is she even wearing a costume? Maybe she thought this was a fashion show. Rumer needs a real costume. May I suggest a mask of some sort? If you need one, I have a few Jessica Alba masks in my closet. For novelty purposes only, of course. It’s not like I put it over my pillow and pretend. No, that would be weird. My pillow isn’t nearly the same height as Jessica.

Bruce Willis’ daughter, Rumer Willis, was seen filming a scene from one of three movies she has coming out. Rumer is sitting in a chair, naked, dressed in some sort of body armor with a metallic dunce cap on her head. My guess is this is from the untitled Anna Faris movie.

A recently sacked pin-up girl (Faris) signs up to be the new house mother at UCLA’s nerdiest sorority.

Sounds fascinating, although, these pictures make no sense at all. Much like that bottle of Vicodin. Why would I take only 1 when 10 feels so much better? I don’t dgiet oit m,.,mcp90wpq.w…….