Michael J. Fox appeared in this televised ad for Senator Claire McCaskill, a supporter of stem cell research. He was clearly showing the signs of Parkinsons as voiced his support. On Rush Limbaugh’s radio show, Rush said Michael was “either off his medication or acting.” Rush later retracted his statement and put out another one criticizing Fox for letting his illness be exploited.

This is the same Rush Limbaugh caught smuggling viagra. If I was a psychologist, I would say Rush loves to berate the terminally ill to make up for his short comings. Much like that bully who always beat everyone up because his mommy didn’t love him. But this is a much bigger bully with a much larger audience and instead of mommy not loving him, it’s because he has erectile dysfunction. I suppose that would fill me with rage too, but I would only make fun of people with curable diseases.

Here we have another pseudo-celebrity caught in possession of drugs which is just so passé. Though I’ll admit, getting caught with Viagra puts a new twist on things.

Oddly enough, Limbaugh was caught with only a single bottle of Viagra. You’d think that he’d need a full case of the blue pills to get that pecker up. Not only would his erection need to draw blood from all parts of his neverending gelatinous body, that poor penis would have to raise 60 pounds of stomach 90 degrees into the air.

I was never good in physics, but don’t they call this “scientifically impossible”? Any penis that strong belongs in the circus. Or on a Shaolin monk. Because those dudes can drag 18 wheelers with their penises.