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Katy Perry celebrated Easter

Katy Perry celebrated Easter with Russell Brand the right way. By putting on bunny ears to get in the spirit while getting drunk at some party. I read in the ... Read More »

Katy Perry might be pregnant

Hours of over-analyzing Katy Perry’s photographs and tweets have yielded a stunning find. Katy Perry might be pregnant. This is based off of things such as Katy now resting her ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are engaged

The girl with the big breasts and the dude who looks like a heroin addict are engaged. Russell Brand proposed to Katy Perry five days ago in Jaipur, India. They’ve ... Read More »

Katy vs Russell

Russell Brand and Katy Perry brought each other and their breasts to John Galliano’s Pret a Porter show during Paris Fashion Week. Katy, per usual, allowed her girls to ... Read More »

Katy Perry is friendly

On Friday, Katy Perry was seen kissing John Mayer at Gold Bar, but don’t be led to believe that they’re together. At an after-party for the MTV Video Music Awards, ... Read More »

Russel Brand is sticking Holly Madison

The Sun has it on good authority that Russel Brand and Holly Madison are so totally doing it. The two met in Vegas courtesy of an Jay-Z afterparty for the ... Read More »

Russell Brand is suspended

UK comedian Russell Brand and his cohort Jonathan Ross were suspended from the BBC after leaving “vile” messages on Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs’ answering machine. Russell and Jonathan left ... Read More »

Kristen Bell’s nipple if you stare really hard

I’ve been told that if you stare hard enough, recite ten incantations and spin around in a circle three times, you can see Kirsten Bell’s nipples in these screenshots from ... Read More »

Britney will be at the VMA’s

Britney cut two promos with Russell Brand (of Forgetting Sarah Marshall and British comedy things). Much like last year, I won’t be watching this, but the promos are interesting. The ... Read More »