What’s Ryan Cabrera’s secret? Clearly, dress like a lesbian. This has worked out for him pretty well so far. He’s been able to get into the all the hottest gay bars in LA!

[Fame]

Multiple reports are coming in — actually I just read this from E! — claiming saying Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera might be over. Gasp! They’ve been dating since February. To add to the speculation, Patridge was partying alone at Studio 54 over the weekend while Ryan hit up Pure.

“Audrina came to Perez’s birthday with a girlfriend,” one of our sources says. “When she was asked, ‘Where’s Ryan?’ she made a mortified face and changed the subject right away. She gave off a weird vibe and seemed very awkward.”

Oh, sorry. That weird vibe and awkwardness was because of me. I need to remember that you’re not supposed to grab at people’s breasts when you ask them questions.

Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.

• Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
• Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
• I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
• Ryan Phillippe on the split from Reese Witherspoon. [About]
• Sheryl Crowe and Lance Armstrong back together? [Celebrity Smack]
• Fergie and Brooke Hogan juxta-pose. [CityRag]
• Nicky Hilton’s “O” could be in deep trouble. [MollyGood]
• Eva Mendes does bikini shoot. [Bastardly]
• Ryan Cabrera’s new look. [Glitterati]
• Halle Berry pregnant? [Yeeeah!]
• A.J. Discalia likes them young. [ASL]
• Tom Cruise has an expensive bed. [Celebslam]
• Donatella Versace on Jimmy Kimmel. [Popbytes]
• American Idol all-stars special? [SOW]
• Britney Murphy does ballet. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Camerion Diaz is nice, but still creepy. [Derek Hail]