Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her.

• Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. [Evil Beet]
• Mischa Barton might star on ER. [Celebitchy]
• I can’t believe it. Norbit is out. Will it be everything I hoped for? [Pajiba]
• Ryan Phillippe on the split from Reese Witherspoon. [About]
• Sheryl Crowe and Lance Armstrong back together? [Celebrity Smack]
• Fergie and Brooke Hogan juxta-pose. [CityRag]
• Nicky Hilton’s “O” could be in deep trouble. [MollyGood]
• Eva Mendes does bikini shoot. [Bastardly]
• Ryan Cabrera’s new look. [Glitterati]
• Halle Berry pregnant? [Yeeeah!]
• A.J. Discalia likes them young. [ASL]
• Tom Cruise has an expensive bed. [Celebslam]
• Donatella Versace on Jimmy Kimmel. [Popbytes]
• American Idol all-stars special? [SOW]
• Britney Murphy does ballet. [Drunken Stepfather]
• Camerion Diaz is nice, but still creepy. [Derek Hail]

I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?

• Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
• Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
• Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
• Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
• Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
• Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. [Celebrity Smack]
• Celebrity fashion trademarks. [CityRag]
• Tommy Lee is desperate. [Celebslam]
• Brooke Shields comes back to prime-time. [ICYDK]
• Ryan Phillipe does the dad thing. [Popsugar]
• Jenny McCarthy had an areola slip. [Yeeeah]
• Steve-O gets thrown out of a bar for pissing on it. [Dlisted]

Whose vagina is going to ring in the New Year?

1. Star Jones’ husband went to some good schools. Also might be gay. [Evil Beet]
2. 10 best celebrity encounters with the law. [BWE]
3. Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore shop. Fug and sidekick fug are at it again. [Celebrity Smack]
4. Maddox Jolie Pitt is the best celebrity kid. [CityRag]
5. Ryan Phillipe buys lingerie for his, erm, girlfriend. [Celebitchy]
6. Britney Spears dumped by another publicist. [Egotastic]

Here’s a friendly PSA. If you don’t watch Heroes, you might want to because it’s the only decent show on tv right now. Oh, and a samurai is in it. Samurai’s are cool.

Kate Moss’ grandfather is worried her daughter Lila will be exposed to drugs because of Pete Doherty. How long did it take him to realize this. if someone could put a huge billboard above this story, it would read: “Obvious.”

Nicole Richie’s friends are worried her renewed friendship with Paris Hilton isn’t good for her. “Nicole is an insecure girl, and next to Paris she shines a little less.” I’d be more worried about her not eating. You never know when a gust of wind will come and break both her femurs.

Let’s take a bet on how many college kids are going to dress up as Borat this Halloween. Let’s also bet on how many atomic wedgies will take place this Halloween.

Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon are having problems. Ryan told Reese she was embarrassing him. I’d be embarrassed too if I had to show up in public with Reese.

Madonna now wants to adopt a Malawian baby girl. Collecting babies is the new collecting Pez dispensers except with more maintenance and there’s no cavity inducing goodness.

Rod Stewart thought 14 year old Paris Hilton was hot. That’s really creepy. Really, really creepy.

Before Brody Jenner and Nicole Richie broke up, they were caught having a quickie in the bathroom stall. I’m amazed Nicole didn’t accidentally get flushed down the toilet.