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Sacha Baron Cohen Spills Ashes on Ryan Seacrest at the Oscars

Somehow Sacha Baron Cohen made his way onto the Oscar red carpet on Sunday, despite being dis-invited unless he promised not to promote his movie, and did what everyone assumed ... Read More »

Madonna Isn’t Happy With M.I.A.’s Finger

Madonna made a career off of being wildly inappropriate. She even released a book called Sex in 1992 which included softcore porn. But now she’s 53 and she can’t do that ... Read More »

John Stamos Says Ryan Seacrest Is Gay

According to John Stamos, Ryan Seacrest is a big fairy who prances around in pretty dresses and high heels every night. Just read between the lines, man. Stamos was on Jimmy ... Read More »

Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest in Miami

Here’s Ryan Seacrest confirming he’s still dating Julianne Hough, who doesn’t look that great without makeup, after she was seen frolicking in the pool with her co-star Diego Boneta. Ryan ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Debuted Her Single ‘Jam’

This is really happening. Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today to debut Kim’s new single Jam, which I think is short for “Jam this sharpened ... Read More »

Julianne Hough is dating Ryan Seacrest

I’m not sure why any woman would voluntarily admit to this but Julianne Hough confessed to Ellen DeGeneres she’s dating Ryan Seacrest. “Oh my gosh. He’s phenomenal. He’s really romantic. He’s ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Lopez are trying to out diva each other

What’s that saying? Even though you win the Special Olympics, you’re still retarded. Well, in unrelated news, Ryan Seacrest and Jennifer Lopez are in an American Idol power struggle. A ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest’s girlfriend thought he was gay

Before you start nodding your head in agreement, let me get to the story first. Ryan Seacrest is currently dating Dancing With the Stars contestant Julianne Hough. Their relationship wasn’t ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest got cockblocked

Ryan Seacrest sat in stunned silence for a brief second when he was cut off for the first time by Robert Pattinson’s publicist after asking about him and co-star Kristen ... Read More »

Ryan is gay for Ellen

Ryan Seacrest put down the concealer for five seconds to give his thoughts on Ellen DeGeneres becoming the new judge on American Idol. According to FOX Pop Tarts, he ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan hooked up with Ryan Seacrest?

X17 via FOX News claims Lindsay Lohan and Ryan Seacrest partied into the night at Lindsay’s room at the Chateau Marmont in LA before moving on to his house. The two ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest might have a girlfriend

Ryan Seacrest may not be as gay as everyone thought. Page Six says he was seen with a Megan Fox look-alike named Jasmine Waltz in Paris. A source says she’s ... Read More »

Awk-ward

Ryan Seacrest failed miserably at interviewing the kids from Slumdog Millionaire yesterday on the Oscar red carpet. Seacrest had the grace of a falling anvil. First, he didn’t know how to ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest dissed again

Not only was Ryan Seacrest dissed at the Golden Globes by Brad and Angelina, he was also dissed on the season premiere of American Idol. After Scott MacIntyre’s audition, Ryan ... Read More »

Angelina and Brad snub Ryan Seacrest

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Ryan Seacrest got dissed at the Golden Globes. After interviewing Beyonce, Seacrest decided to go down from his platform to try and interview ... Read More »

What is Gary saying?

Gary Busey made a call to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show this morning to explain why he interrupted his interview last night on the red carpet of the Oscars. Listen to ... Read More »

Gary Busey is crazy

Last night, Ryan Seacrest tried to conduct an interview with Jennifer Garner and Laury Linney on the red carpet when an attention whoring Gary Busey suddenly appeared and shouted, “I’ve ... Read More »

Dunkleman makes fun of Seacrest

At a Laugh Factory show last week, former season one American Idol co-host, Brian Dunkleman, went on a bitter tirade against Ryan Seacrest. TMZ says, Dunkleman, now an alleged comedian, poked ... Read More »

Bomb scare at E! building

There was a bomb threat at E!’s Wilshire Boulvevard headquarters earlier today. Defamer is following the developing story. I thought this was pretty funny. Not the bomb scare, but the ... Read More »

Ryan Seacrest. Jazzercise!

Can you guys smell the straightness wafting from Ryan Seacrest? The sawdust smell surrounds you like a dense fog, permeating every pore on your lesser non-Ryan Seacrest body. I don’t ... Read More »