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What is Gary saying?

February 25th, 20082 comments

Gary Busey made a call to Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM show this morning to explain why he interrupted his interview last night on the red carpet of the Oscars. Listen to it here. This dude is weird. If Gary started talking to me, I’d have a shank ready in one of my hands.
“What I wanted to …

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Gary Busey is crazy

February 25th, 2008Respond

Last night, Ryan Seacrest tried to conduct an interview with Jennifer Garner and Laury Linney on the red carpet when an attention whoring Gary Busey suddenly appeared and shouted, “I’ve been looking for you for years!” A stunned Ryan didn’t know what to do as Gary Busey introduced himself to Laura with a handshake and …

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Dunkleman makes fun of Seacrest

August 1st, 20072 comments

At a Laugh Factory show last week, former season one American Idol co-host, Brian Dunkleman, went on a bitter tirade against Ryan Seacrest. TMZ says,
Dunkleman, now an alleged comedian, poked fun at his stint on “Idol,” but when he began making inappropriate comments like, “If wishes came true Ryan Seacrest would have AIDS,” the laughter …

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Bomb scare at E! building

March 28th, 2007Respond

There was a bomb threat at E!’s Wilshire Boulvevard headquarters earlier today. Defamer is following the developing story. I thought this was pretty funny. Not the bomb scare, but the initial reports from the tipsters. There’s a “Ryan Seacrest is a douchebag” vibe in all the reports. For example
I work in the building opposite, and …

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Ryan Seacrest. Jazzercise!

March 16th, 20071 comment

Can you guys smell the straightness wafting from Ryan Seacrest? The sawdust smell surrounds you like a dense fog, permeating every pore on your lesser non-Ryan Seacrest body. I don’t know how he does it, but if straightness was a style, Ryan would sashay his inglorious manhood all over your closeted pantie wearing body. And …

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Ryan Seacrest is gay right?

February 26th, 20073 comments

I didn’t watch the Oscar red carpet thing. I was busy figuring out which wigs would look good on Britney Spears. People, however, have a list of weirdest moments on the red carpet. This included Joan Rivers asking Maggie Gyllenhaal how many pigeons died for her dress and Ryan Seacrest’s interesting “joke”.
While talking to a …

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In other news

January 19th, 2007Respond

I’m going to name my guilty obsession. It’s Beauty and the Geek. I just watched the latest one and the show is obviously rigged. Rigged I say! If that UFC chick doesn’t give someone a lay then I’m going to be pretty disappointed.

Clint Eastwood got plastic surgery? [CityRag]
Cameron Diaz moves to her next victim. A …

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Ryan Seacrest is hurt

January 18th, 20076 comments

The whiny Ryan Seacrest complained on his radio show today about Angelina Jolie brushing him off when he tried to ask her some questions on the Golden Globe red carpet.
I asked her four questions and she didn’t even answer me. I literally stood there and tried to ask a couple of questions. At one point …

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