Kate Hudson may be seperated from Chris Robinson, but that doesn’t stop them from hanging out together with their son Ryder. Lob off his penis now because in a few years he’ll be wearing g-strings and bras when the parentals aren’t home. It’ll save them from the awkward talk that they’ll inevitably have about why Ryder doesn’t have a vagina like mommy.

If Kate was walking any further apart from Chris, they would need two cans and a string to talk to each other.