Ever since giving birth to Valentina last year, Salma Hayek cannot stop breastfeeding her. It’s like an addiction. A very sexy addiction.
“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, …
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Salma Hayek is a breastfeeding addict
November 12th, 20081 comment
Salma Hayek is filming
October 13th, 2008Respond
Salma Hayek and her hot rack shot a few scenes for 30 Rock the other day in New York. If you’re not completely asexual, you’ll know why this is newsworthy.
Salma Hayek has big bountiful breasts
October 6th, 20084 comments
Yay for alliteration. Note that I have no idea what the German show “Wetten Daas” is or why they made Salma Hayek dress in a Bavarian Dirdnl dress. It’s just nice to see that when it comes to celebrities with huge tits, foreign countries will demand that they squeeze into the tightest, most low cut …
Salma Hayek no longer engaged
July 18th, 2008Respond
Last September, Salma Hayek gave birth to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault’s daughter, Valentina. They were engaged to be married. Now they’re not. Their rep tells USA Today:
“We are sad to announce the engagement of Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault has been canceled. There will be no further comment.”
Valentina is like the golden egg. Pinault is …
Salma Hayek wanted a son
March 5th, 2008Respond
Salma Hayek recently gave birth to a baby girl with her fiance, François Henri Pinault. Which made it sort of awkward when Salma told Glamour Magazine that she was really hoping for a son when she was pregnant with her daughter.
EE: What has surprised you most about being a mother?
SH: Well, I have to confess …
Salma Hayek gave birth
September 24th, 2007Respond
Salma Hayek finally gave birth to whatever monster was hiding in her uterus for the past 9 months. Salma calls it a “girl” and has named her Valentina Paloma Pinault, Spanish for, “You ripped my vagina apart.” Mother and baby are reportedly doing well with little Valentina already smashing concrete blocks with her bare hands …
Salma Hayek is boobies, I mean, pregnant
June 5th, 20071 comment
You can’t tell from these pictures, but Salma Hayek is… pregnant (Gasp!) with 1, possibly, 6 elephants. If you look real close, you can tell she’s pregnant by the way the Earth bends under her feet.
Salma Hayek is bountiful
May 11th, 20074 comments
Salma Hayek was shopping at the luxury boutiques in Paris yesterday with her breasts inflated to the size of madness. I hope she doesn’t plan on using a breast pump. Sitting there watching milk come out of your boobs gets kind of old after 36 hours. For her I mean. I, however, would show up …




