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Salma Hayek Was at the Golden Globes as Well

No one tell Salma Hayek the Golden Globes isn’t actually an awards show for best tits in Hollywood because I really want to see how much more cleavage she shows ... Read More »

Salma Hayek’s Husband Fathered Two Babies at the Same Time

Salma Hayek’s husband, Francois-Henri Pinault, owner of Yves Saint Laurent, Gucci and other brands, got Linda Evangelista and Salma Hayek pregnant at almost the same time in 2006. Linda was ... Read More »

Salma Hayek at the ‘Puss in Boots’ Photocall

Salma Hayek showed up in red leather Gucci for the Puss in Boots photocall at Cannes. It went swimmingly. Mostly because a 7 foot tall giant pointed his camera downwards ... Read More »

Salma Hayek’s Breasts Went to Dinner

Salma Hayek hit up Madeo’s on Tuesday. She celebrated the occasion by squeezing her huge breasts into a leather top. In Salma’s defense, her breasts would have done the same ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Good at Premieres

Here’s Salma Hayek at the “Grown-Ups” premiere. In a white… uh, yea. I know nothing about what the hell dress she’s wearing. I only know it’s pretty kick-ass because it ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Might Be Scared of Snakes

Salma Hayek freaked the hell out when a snake made a cameo during an interview with her and her co-stars in Grown Ups. Salma jumped up on her chair and ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Good at Cannes

Double entendre! Here’s Salma Hayek at the closing ceremony of the 63rd annual Cannes Film Festival where I’m pretty sure organizers made her walk up a set of stairs alone ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is a Good Reader

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of Dora the Explorer, Salma Hayek read one of the books to a bunch of kids in Burbank yesterday. I’m not exactly sure what Salma is ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Helping

Salma Hayek has enormous breasts and she’s very pretty so it makes sense that she’d try to fit her amazing rack into the tightest dress possible at the Ein Herz ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Teaches You How to Get a Table

Are you a celebrity? Are you trying to get seated at the Chateau Marmont or a similarly trendy restaurant without reservations on a busy night? Do you know more than ... Read More »

After Hours Club: Salma Hayek in a Bikini

If for whatever reason you needed a reason to marry Salma Hayek, look no further than these pictures of her on her honeymoon in the early months of May. She’s ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Addicted to Throwing Weddings

Just like Spencer and Heidi, Salma Hayek also held a second wedding on Saturday to her French billionaire Francois-Henri Pineault. The ceremony took place at Venice’s Teatro La Fenice opera ... Read More »

Salma Hayek’s MobileMe Email Hacked

A, I assume, masked stranger from 4chan hacked Salma Hayek’s MobileMe shayek@mac.com account and posted screenshots of all her emails. Well, some of her emails. Turns out, America Ferrara is ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Marrying Again

Salma Hayek married her baby’s daddy Francois-Henri Penault in a quiet ceremony on Valentine’s Day. Now she’s getting married again, but this time in a much larger ceremony. Guests include ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Marries Her French Billionaire

French news magazine Le Point reports that Salma Hayek and her baby’s daddy, French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault and owner of Le Point, were wed in central Paris on Saturday. People ... Read More »

I Am So Turned on Right Now

Last week Salma Hayek told the Today show that she became a wet nurse for a starving baby in Sierra Leone. Sadly, there wasn’t video. Until now. God. Can you ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Very Giving

On a recent UNICEF fact-finding trip to Sierra Leone, Salma Hayek nursed a starving baby back to health with her own breast milk. God damn. Sierra Leone always gets the ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Was at the Golden Globes

The big winner at the Golden Globes was Danny Boyle’s Slumdog Millionaire winning best dramatic picture and best director. And even though the Golden Globes website may have prematurely starred ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is a Breastfeeding Addict

Ever since giving birth to Valentina last year, Salma Hayek cannot stop breastfeeding her. It’s like an addiction. A very sexy addiction. “I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Filming

Salma Hayek and her hot rack shot a few scenes for 30 Rock the other day in New York. If you’re not completely asexual, you’ll know why this is newsworthy. Read More »
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