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Salma Hayek Has Big Bountiful Breasts

Yay for alliteration. Note that I have no idea what the German show “Wetten Daas” is or why they made Salma Hayek dress in a Bavarian Dirdnl dress. It’s just ... Read More »

Salma Hayek No Longer Engaged

Last September, Salma Hayek gave birth to French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault’s daughter, Valentina. They were engaged to be married. Now they’re not. Their rep tells USA Today: “We are sad to ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Wanted a Son

Salma Hayek recently gave birth to a baby girl with her fiance, François Henri Pinault. Which made it sort of awkward when Salma told Glamour Magazine that she was really ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Gave Birth

Salma Hayek finally gave birth to whatever monster was hiding in her uterus for the past 9 months. Salma calls it a “girl” and has named her Valentina Paloma Pinault, ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Boobies, I Mean, Pregnant

You can’t tell from these pictures, but Salma Hayek is… pregnant (Gasp!) with 1, possibly, 6 elephants. If you look real close, you can tell she’s pregnant by the way ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Bountiful

Salma Hayek was shopping at the luxury boutiques in Paris yesterday with her breasts inflated to the size of madness. I hope she doesn’t plan on using a breast pump. ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Pregnant

Earlier in the week, there were pictures of Salma Hayek looking like she ate one too many sammiches….she was fat. Her publicist released this statement, “Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Is Colorful

I don’t know why they even shot Salma Hayek’s face. The only thing that matters is what’s on the inside. The inside of her shirt. I find it hard to ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Does the Campari Calendar

Not only was Salma Hayek voted for the best nude scene of 2006, she also looks pretty good in the Campari Calendar. Nothing says great party like three guys around ... Read More »

In Other News

Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no ... Read More »

Salma Hayek Has Massive Breasts

Salma Hayek guest stars in her own show Ugly Betty showing off some impressive flotation devices. Good lord, those things are humongous and smooth. Kind of makes me wish I ... Read More »
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