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Salma Hayek is bountiful

Salma Hayek was shopping at the luxury boutiques in Paris yesterday with her breasts inflated to the size of madness. I hope she doesn’t plan on using a breast pump. ... Read More »

Salma Hayek is pregnant

Earlier in the week, there were pictures of Salma Hayek looking like she ate one too many sammiches….she was fat. Her publicist released this statement, “Businessman, Francois-Henri Pinault, and his fiancee, ... Read More »

Salma Hayek is colorful

I don’t know why they even shot Salma Hayek’s face. The only thing that matters is what’s on the inside. The inside of her shirt. I find it hard to ... Read More »

Salma Hayek does the Campari Calendar

Not only was Salma Hayek voted for the best nude scene of 2006, she also looks pretty good in the Campari Calendar. Nothing says great party like three guys around ... Read More »

In other news

Will Smith thinks he’s so smart and solves a Rubik’s Cube in front of Oprah. Back in my prime I solved 10 Rubik’s Cubes in under 5 minutes. With no ... Read More »

Salma Hayek has massive breasts

Salma Hayek guest stars in her own show Ugly Betty showing off some impressive flotation devices. Good lord, those things are humongous and smooth. Kind of makes me wish I ... Read More »
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