Sometimes I get the feeling Michael Lohan doesn’t approve of Lindsay’s girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Case in point. Michael Lohan’s scathing e-mail to X17online where he calls Samantha “dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.”
“I don’t believe that the recent blogs posted by ‘Lindsay’ were written by her” and touted, “There is a lot more …

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Yesterday on Loveline, Samantha Ronson called in to talk about Travis Barker and DJ AM’s plane crash. Near the end of the conversation, Sam handed the phone to Lindsay and Stryker asked, “Now you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” …

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Samantha Ronson announced to party-goers at the Chateau Marmont club in LA that “by the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson” and “tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.” The news suggests that Sam and LIndsay Lohan are planning to marry at …

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Yesterday, Michael Lohan, suspicious about Lindsay’s drinking habits, issued a statement to the press to show his concern and basically called Samantha Ronson a bad influence. Michael also accused Sam of using Lindsay for her fame and says that she even has a book coming out.
Lindsay issued her own statement yesterday calling Michael an attention …

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Samantha Ronson wasn’t Lindsay Lohan’s first female lover a source tells News of the World. Months before Ronson, Lindsay was with Courtenay Semel and even shared a place together (some evidence to their relationship here). At the time, Lindsay was confused about her sexuality and never went public as she did with Samantha for fear …

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OK! Magazine calls Lindsay Lohan a Faux-mosexual in their thrilling piece about Lindsay’s latest flip-flop in her sexuality (I prefer fun-sexual). Friends tell OK! that while her relationship with Samantha is suffering, she’s been flirting, laughing and giggling with guys. A clear indication that she craves the cock that was once part of her food …

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Lindsay Lohan has big tits and for some reason she’s dating Samantha Ronson. Allegedly. Still, it might as well be true. There has been no evidence to the contrary while there has been a lot of innuendo confirming it. Anyway, according to News of the World, they’re so in love that they want to get …

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If this thing blew a kiss at me, I’d think it was casting a spell on me and I’d have to stab it or at the very least, paw wildly at the air in an effort to keep the air kiss from ever reaching my soft, supple lips.

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