Because this is Hollywood, old friends can’t have dinner together without rumors popping up the next day implying they’re totally doing it. Oh, hey, guess what? Speed co-stars Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves had dinner together last week. An “intimate” one!

Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves enjoyed an “intimate dinner” together at a Beverly Hills restaurant last night (26.10.11).
The pair ate at top eatery Craig’s but left separately to avoid being photographed together.
Sandra – who was wearing black jeans, a white T-shirt and a loose-fitting black sweater rounded off with zebra-print heels – slipped out the back door, while jeans and blazer-clad Keanu left via the main entrance before driving off in a Porsche car.
The pair have been friends since co-starring in 1994 movie ‘Speed’. They last appeared on screen together in 2006 movie ‘The Lake House’. Contact Music

Whatever this was, a friendly dinner or a romantic one, hopefully it cheered Keanu up. Sad Keanu is just so depressing. Someone give this guy a hug.

Scarlett Johansson promised Ryan Reynolds he could put a baby in her if they got back together but Ryan didn’t take the bait and is instead taking Sandra Bullock into the woods with her adopted baby and boning her. At least that’s what I infer from these pictures posted on TMZ of them hiking together in Wyoming. What else would they be doing? No one hikes for fun. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar.

A source tells TMZ the two are vacationing in Jackson Hole with a few friends. I’m guessing their names are Pinot and Noir.

Jesse James kept it classy by going on the Howard Stern Show today and telling everyone Kat Von D is a much better lover than Sandra Bullock.

There to promote his book American Outlaw, the conversation turned to who’s better at sex.

“That one is an easy no-brainer,” Stern said after wondering who’s better. “Kat Von D.”

“One hundred percent,” James replied. “She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her.”

Way to throw in a jab at Sandra Bullock not taking his dumb ass back. By the same token, if she didn’t forgive him, does this mean he sucks in bed too? We’ll probably find out when Kat Von D goes on Howard Stern after their divorce.

James also played the victim implying Sandra Bullock drove him to cheat.

“She could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, ‘Yeah? Bulls**t. You don’t love me. I’m just some biker kid,’” he confessed, adding that he began straying from the Blind Side star two years after their 2005 wedding.

If you were wondering if it was possible for Jesse to sound like a bigger dbag, then here you go. Note that Jesse had a world famous bike shop and a tv show. He’s so far removed from being a “biker kid” that if he met a real biker kid, his monocle would pop out of his eye and his bow tie would spin around in a 360.

Sandra Bullock and Demi Lovato donated $1 million of their own money to the relief effort in Japan. Sandra Bullock sent her donation to the American Red Cross this week to help with the earthquake and tsunami relief efforts.

“This contribution is vitally important as the Red Cross works to provide critical assistance and essential relief items in this time of urgent need for so many people in Japan,” the relief organization said.

Overall, the American Red Cross has raised about $47 million in the United States since the earthquake and tsunami struck Japan last Friday. The U.S. organization has passed $10 million of those donations on to the Japanese Red Cross for work on the ground in Japan, it said.

Not sure whether or not Lovato’s million went to the Red Cross but there’s a good chance it did. Whatever the case, Demi went a step further and stood around LA holding up a Japanese flag with “Please Help” written on it in an effort to get fans and oglers to donate.

Meanwhile, the Chicago Sun-Times asks why Japan’s natural disaster hasn’t generated the kind of fund-raising other disasters such as the earthquake in Haiti have. You’d think more celebrities would be jumping at this considering how much money they make from their films, TV commercials and print ads in Japan. For example, Softbank Mobile once paid Brad Pitt and Cameron Diaz $1.7 million each to star in a campaign.

“Where’s Julia Roberts? Where’s George Clooney? Where’s Jamie Foxx? Where is Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt?” asked another Hollywood honcho.

The efforts so far haven’t matched the celebrity outpouring that followed the 9/11 terrorist attacks, the 2004 tsunami in Thailand and South Asia, the Haiti earthquake or the Darfur tragedy.

“[Stars] all make millions from those commercials for liquor or cigarettes that only air in Japan and in Asia and are never seen in the U.S. … Plus Japan is one of the largest markets for our films. Stars love to run over there to promote movies. They should now be doing everything they can to help those people in this terrible time of need,” added the second source— who requested anonymity, “since I may work with some of those actors in the future, and don’t want to piss them off.”

That’s a good question. You don’t see people like Sean Penn rowing a boat in Japan scooping up water with a toy pail or pitching a tent and claiming to live there for an entire year.

Although that’s not to say no one has donated. Mark Hoppus of Blink 182 set up an eBay auction selling memorabilia, Lady Gaga is selling bracelets she designed and raised $250,000 already, Jack Johnson donated expected profits from his canceled Japan tour and Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park is designing and selling t-shirts.

Don’t forget Charlie Sheen as well. His two live shows are projected to fetch $300,000 and he’s donated $7,500. Wait, what? Oh.. right. He’s broke with porn stars to support.

According to reports, Sandra Bullock was aware of Jesse James and Kat Von D’s engagement before they announced it to the whole world. That makes him only 99% asshole-ish now apparently.

Anyway, not ones to waste time, Radar says the two are getting married next month in a small ceremony outside of California.

“Jesse and Kat don’t see any reason why they should wait to trade vows,” a source close to the couple explained.

“They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official.”

Please don’t tell me they’re marrying on Valentine’s Day and that they’re getting tattoos to celebrate their marriage. I’m tired of groaning and I can only shake my head so much before I suffer brain damage.

Sandra Bullock did an interview with Today’s Al Rocker and cleared up a rumor about her dating Ryan Reynolds. She says it’s not true.

“I think there will be a collective sigh amongst women across the united States when I say he’s not my lovah,” Bullock, 46, says on the red carpet before Sunday night’s Golden Globes. “He’s just an amazing friend for 10 years … but I don’t get his loving after dark.”

Whew. I was just about to hang up this Sandra Bullock piñata and whack it with a bat because I was so angry.

According to the National Enquirer, a friend of Scarlett Johansson said she felt betrayed that Ryan Reynolds was already dating Sandra Bullock so soon after their divorce. She screamed, “You’re a man-hungry tramp!” Sources say Scarlett still has feelings for Ryan and “feels Sandra isn’t respecting that at all.”

“Sandra may be known as ‘America’s Sweetheart,’ but she’s NO sweetheart to Scarlett,” declared the friend. Mm hm, girlfriend. *Snaps fingers in air*

Note that this is from the National Enquirer who’s been sometimes right lately but everything sounds made up most of the time. If this had more confirmation, it would be on Radar. Maybe it was just a homeless girl that looked like Scarlett shouting at a magazine that had Sandra on the cover. Homeless Johansson, I believe she’s called.

Sandra Bullock tells PEOPLE magazine that there will be no reconciliation between her and Jesse James. Bullock says, “I support Jesse in his move to Austin. We have both  moved on with our lives and only want the best for each other. Anything else that is said on my behalf is inaccurate.”

Which is great because if she did get back together with Jesse then the message Kat Von D just tweeted, “And yes, Jesse and I are dating,” would have made things real awkward. More awkward than the time I lay naked in Megan Fox’s bed and shouted, “Hi, it’s me. Brian Austin Green,” when she walked in.

That collective sigh of relief you just heard was everyone finding out that Sandra Bullock did not meet up with Jesse James at West Coast Choppers like Radar claimed.

The brunette in the photo is actually the head of Pay Up Sucker Productions which is affiliated with Jesse’s business. PEOPLE confirms.

Photographer Karl Larsen who took the shots was convinced it was Sandra Bullock, telling Radar, “There was no doubt in my mind it was Sadnra, Chandler and Jesse.” This in spite of the fact he spent the entire afternoon spying on the two. Maybe he doesn’t know who Sandra Bullock is or maybe the dollar signs in his eyes clouded his vision.

In any case, it’s a good idea Sandra is staying away from Jesse even though he’s trying to win her back. He might be all, “let’s paint that black baby white.” Because he could be a racist, you see.

After months of awkward silence, Jesse James and Sandra Bullock finally seem to be talking again. James, Bullock and his daughter Chandler James were spotted heading into his West Coast Choppers office on Monday (photo at Radar).

Radar says they spent the whole day together. James took Bullock to Cisco Burger for breakfast and left at 11:45 AM to West Coast Choppers. They stayed until after 3 when they left to his house on Sunset Beach.

What could this mean? Is this the first step in forgiving Jesse for cheating with multiple women or is this phase 1 of “cut off Jesse’s balls and make it look like an accident?” Dun-dun-dun!

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are officially over. Sources say they signed the documents last week and now will allow Sandra to complete a single parent adoption.

Meanwhile, other sources claim Jesse wants to reconcile and that he and Sandra are on speaking terms. “Speaking terms” translates to lots of sobbing from Jesse and Sandra telling him to get lost or she’ll call the cops. The only reconciliation Jesse can hope for is with his testes after Sandra kicks them into his stomach.

Sandra Bullock gave her first, sort of, public statement at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday. She went up to accept her Generation Award, which is MTV’s version of a Lifetime Achievement Award, and made out with Scarlett Johansson. Sandra is really good at speeches.

The interview Jesse James did with Nightline will air tonight on ABC but sources say Sandra Bullock won’t be watching. Why would she? I don’t think listening to how your ex-husband banged a bunch of whores will help heal any wounds. According to Popeater,

“Jesse has caused Sandra enough pain already,” a friend of Sandra’s tells me. “Hasn’t he done enough damage already? Now he’s going to ‘tell all’ on national TV and humiliate her once again. Why?”

Popeater explains that the only reason Jesse is doing the interview is because no one wants anything to do with any of his many businesses. From his clothing line to his burger restaurant. Apparently, people feel that douchebaggery is contagious.

“The public doesn’t want anything to do with Jesse or the products he sells that have made him a fortune. Jesse’s Girl clothing line, and sales at his Burger restaurant, Cisco, have dropped,” an insider tells me. “He has gone from being the coolest guy in the room to the most hated guy in America over night. His business advisers are hoping this interview will be the first of many steps to rehabilitating him and his brands.”

According to Us, James tells Nightline that those Nazi photos of him “made me sad.” Aww. Racists have feelings too. Who knew? Jesse says it was all a goof.

“I could tell by the look on my face it was a joke that was funny then, probably for a minute, but then looking at it in the context of now and in my life, it’s not funny… There’s not a racist bone in my body.”

He also talks about the baby they adopted. Asked why he adopted a black kid on account of him being a Nazi lover and all, Jesse responded, he “didn’t care what color” the baby was. “My only prerequisite for adopting the baby: I want the baby that needs us the most.”

Yea, whatever. You know the first thing Jesse said when Sandra brought home the kid was, “Wait? He’s black?! What’s the return policy?”