Sarah Michelle Gellar hasn’t made much noise since Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She’s done a few bad movies like The Grudge and Southland Tales in an attempt to break out of the teenage typecast she’s gotten too old for. So far, she’s been unsuccessful. Maybe this photo shoot will help. I find that becoming masturbatory …
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Sarah Michelle Gellar has outtakes
April 2nd, 20081 comment
These are some outtakes of Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Maxim photo shoot from a while back. Even though a lot of them are photoshopped and eerily capture the cold, distant, detached look in her eyes as a result of working within the soul-sucking industry that is Hollywood, it’s still enough to get me all hot and …
Vaseline is amazing
January 22nd, 20082 comments
Sarah Michelle Gellar shot an ad for Vaseline in which you can’t see her face, only her naked body. I’m not sure what feelings these images are supposed to evoke and I have no idea the merits of rubbing Vaseline over your entire body, but I’ve noticed my penis has had this really healthy glow …
Creak!
November 9th, 20071 comment
“Why you act dumb like uh-duh”
Remember when Sarah Michelle Gellar, was, you know, attractive? A cute little pixie slaying vampires on your tv screen. Sadly, Buffy the Vampire Slayer ended and evidently, so did Buffy’s hotness. These pictures prove one thing. You can slay vampires, but you can’t slay time. You look 40 Buffy. IMDB …
Sarah Michelle Gellar is a giver
October 4th, 2007Respond
Sarah Michelle Gellar spoke to Allure about her humanitarian efforts on the set of Buffy after 9/11. The good-natured vampire slayer raised money on set by having a few actors, producers and herself match any money the crew could put up.
I’d go up to the extras and say, “Look, you’re working on the show today. …
Sarah Michelle Gellar is elusive
September 16th, 2006Respond
You know who hasn’t done anything stupid in a while? Sarah Michelle Gellar. She’s managed to not embarrass herself too much and should get some sort of award. Alas, I don’t have any to give unless you count my Humanitarian Award. But to me, it isn’t an award. It’s just who I am.
You can see …
