Parents from Emerson Elementary School in Compton are up in arms because they’re afraid their children are going to catch the porn disease after former adult actor Sasha Grey, 2010 recipient for best anal sex scene from AVN, read to them as part of the Read Across America program. Sasha hasn’t done porn in 2 years ever since becoming a “legit” actor.

A few angry parents contacted the PTA who contacted the school’s principal. However, a rep for the school district denies Sasha was ever inside one of its classrooms. They told TMZ, who have pictures of Sasha reading to kids, “We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.”

Maybe they’re right. Maybe she used her real name, Marina Ann Hantzis. Loophole! Suck it, PTA.

Whatever the case, it’s too late. The parents’ worse fears have been realized. According to a source inside Emerson Elementary, right after the reading session, Jessica took Timmy into the janitor’s closet and blew him. Ahh, who knew it could spread so fast!

Billy Corgan made an appearance at the Bravo A-List Awards with Tila Tequila on his shoulder. Billy Corgan. Tila Tequila. He probably woke up the next day wondering what the hell happened and trying to find hand sanitizer. This is like Obama posing with Heidi Montag.

Is this more or less confusing than when Billy Corgan was with pornstar Sasha Grey at TAO back in March?

Oscar winner Steven Soderbergh cast Sasha Grey, best known as that girl gagging on a penis or as the youngest winner of the Adult Video News’ Female Performer of the Year award, as the lead in his low budget indie drama The Girlfriend Experience. Written by the same people who did Ocean’s 13, the film follows the life of a call girl.

Sasha started porn at 18 after being a reported stoner in high school and has recently been transitioning to more mainstream media such as modeling, art and music videos.

For Grey, who lists Jean-Luc Godard, Bernardo Bertolucci, and Catherine Breillat among her favorite filmmakers, “Girlfriend” will be her third legit film appearance in 2009, having notched small parts in Dick Rude’s indie “Quit” and Canadian horror project “Smash Cut.”

“To have the opportunity to work for an Academy Award-winning auteur is truly a great honor,” Grey told AVN. “I’ve been an admirer of Soderbergh’s films for years, and I am elated that I have been given a leading role in a character-driven film.”– Variety

I. AM. SO. THERE. There doesn’t even need to be a coherent plot. I just need Soderbergh to put a DP scene or something like that so I can tell my friends I’m not addicted to porn, I’m addicted to art!

If you’re interested, check out Sasha Grey filming a scene over at the very NSFW Fleshbot. Also, trying to find a picture of Sasha not drenched in semen was surprisingly easy.