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Just Scarlett Johansson Standing Around in a Bra

Here’s the trailer for Scarlett Johansson’s Under the Skin about an alien seductress preying upon hitchhikers in Scotland. Apart from the movie being incomprehensible because of the Scottish accents, it’s sort of reminiscent of Blue Velvet.

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Scarlett Johansson Is Engaged?

In fairly odd news of the day, Scarlett Johansson may be engaged despite having rejected all my proposals including the one I sent her on a Valentine’s Day card written in my own blood.