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Scarlett Johansson Moved in With Sean Penn

They made their relationship official by going to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding together and now Us Weekly says Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn proving that life isn’t fair. Relocating ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Isn’t Pregnant

When pictures popped up of Scarlett Johansson jogging with Sean Penn, people started asking “is she pregnant?” Which, let’s face it, is just a nice way of saying, “Aw, man. ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Were Molesting Each Other

When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Doing It

Remember when TMZ posted that photo of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson having lunch together and Scarlett was resting her feet in his lap and being all like “yo, I’m ... Read More »

Jimmy Kimmel Has a Great Workout System

Jimmy Kimmel debuted his new workout system as part of his Hottie Body Hump Club and I can’t believe it took this long for me to find out about this. ... Read More »

Oscars: Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson looked great at the Oscars. Although not nominated for anything, she still won honors of the night by wearing a lacy, backless dress with a black slip or ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson for Moet & Chandon Champagne

Here’s Scarlett Johansson’s ad for Moet & Chandon Champagne. Moet & Chandon President and CEO had this to say about it. Moët & Chandon, the most loved champagne since 1743, is ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Is Dating Sean Penn Now

According to unverified internet reports, since her split with Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson has been blowing through Hollywood like a sex tornado. The most recent rumor is she’s been banging ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Jason Sudeikis Not Dating

According to my inbox, Celebuzz really wants people to know Scarlett Johansson and SNL‘s Jason Sudeikis are not dating. Scarlett’s rep says the double date they went on with Will ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson at the Golden Globes

Looks like that breakup with Ryan Reynolds isn’t getting her down because Scarlett Johansson still looks great. Although this needs more cleavage and more Isaac Mizrahi awkwardly fondling her breasts. ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Calls Sandra Bullock a ‘Man-Hungry Tramp’

According to the National Enquirer, a friend of Scarlett Johansson said she felt betrayed that Ryan Reynolds was already dating Sandra Bullock so soon after their divorce. She screamed, “You’re ... Read More »

Ryan Reynolds Files for Divorce

Ryan Reynolds has filed for divorce from Scarlett Johansson meaning my dream of marrying her has taken one step closer to reality. The documents were filed on Thursday in Los ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Fought Before Break-Up

Four days before confirming her split with Ryan Reynolds on Dec. 10, Scarlett Johansson was heard screaming into her phone calling someone a “jerk” while walking into her Manhattan apartment ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Split

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are splitting after two years of marriage. TMZ says the split is amicable. The two released a statement through their rep which said, “After long and ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Is GQ’s Babe of the Year

GQ named Scarlett Johansson 2010 GQ Babe of the Year. No argument here even though this was probably just an excuse to photograph Scarlett as the only big movie she’s ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson to Play Sex Addict Alien

Awesome casting news of the day. Scarlett Johansson has signed on for Under the Skin, a sci-fi film directed by Jonathan Glazer who did Sexy Beast. “Johansson plays an alien on ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Needs to Lighten Up

Remember around four or five years ago before she was married when Scarlett Johansson would dress real sexy and bounce up and down the red carpet in a tight low ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Does More Mango

Seems like the only time we can see Scarlett Johansson being even remotely sexy anymore is in these Mango ads. Sad because she used to show off her amazing rack ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Were Too Big

By now you’ve heard that Rooney Mara (Nightmare on Elm Street reboot, The Social Network) was cast as Lisbeth Salander in David Fincher’s American adaptation of The Girl with the ... Read More »

Blake Lively Is Conniving

Blake Lively may be all sunshine and rainbows to Scarlett Johansson in public but underneath all the compliments lies a sneaky vixen. NYDN says Blake has been talking to Gravity ... Read More »