The latest issue of Life & Style claims Jennifer Aniston had her co-star, Jennifer Connelly, booted off the Marie Claire cover shoot for their new film, He’s Just Not That Into You. Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin, however, were allowed.
Connelly… will not be included in an upcoming cover shoot for Marie Claire magazine that …

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Scarlett Johansson showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night and pimped out her new engagement ring given to her by Ryan Reynolds. However, as always, her breasts were once again in fine form and overshadowed the blinding diamond on her finger. Dammit breasts. Why do you always have to …

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Today, after barely a year of dating, Scarlett Johansson’s rep confirmed her engagement to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds. Sources say Johansson is excited to show off her ring at Monday’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York.
Reynolds, 31, currently filming the aptly named The Proposal in Boston with Sandra Bullock, recently popped the question …

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Scarlett as an actor is alright. She’s pretty mediocre, but her soft features (breasts) make up for it. But now she’s a singer too and that’s where I draw the line. I’m not sure which is worse. Scarlett Johansson’s cover of Tom Waits “Falling Down” or the video for it. Both of them bring me …

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Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out
Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by Scarlett Johansson without dying of excitement, the studio has decided to quench the public’s thirst for the celebrity songstress by releasing the cover art. It …

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The eBay auction for a meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson has ended. The winner, bossnour, bid $40,100 for what I assume is a five second handshake and “hello” from Scarlett. That’s $40,099 more than I would have paid, but good for them. I hope his penis is prepared because mine perked up when it …

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Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in 2004 so he did what any self-respecting man would do and set up a series of fake casting calls to find himself a wife. Actresses …

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Scarlett Johansson is auctioning herself off on eBay to raise money for Oxfam. The auction started this morning at $10.50, but has already risen to $212.71. The winner will receive:
* Two tickets to the world premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You. The premiere location has not yet been determined but will be …

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