Afternoon time wasters

Bossip: Making it rain on those French hoes Drunken Stepfather: Cindy Margolis has big old tits Bastardly: Lauren at the club with her pretty-by-comparison friends Celebitchy: Anne Hathaway won’t get a nose job Asylum: ... Read More »

Still hot

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz star in Woody Allen’s new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona and I don’t know the synopsis or anything, but Scarlett and Penelope have a make-out scene ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston is insecure

The latest issue of Life & Style claims Jennifer Aniston had her co-star, Jennifer Connelly, booted off the Marie Claire cover shoot for their new film, He’s Just Not That ... Read More »

Scarlett showed off her ring

Scarlett Johansson showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night and pimped out her new engagement ring given to her by Ryan Reynolds. However, as ... Read More »

Good: Scarlett Johansson engaged. Bad: Not to me.

Today, after barely a year of dating, Scarlett Johansson’s rep confirmed her engagement to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds. Sources say Johansson is excited to show off her ring at Monday’s ... Read More »

Scarlett sucks at singing

Scarlett as an actor is alright. She’s pretty mediocre, but her soft features (breasts) make up for it. But now she’s a singer too and that’s where I draw the ... Read More »

Celebrity music news round-up

Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by ... Read More »

Going, going, sold!

The eBay auction for a meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson has ended. The winner, bossnour, bid $40,100 for what I assume is a five second handshake and “hello” from ... Read More »