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Scarlett was embarrassed

February 20th, 20081 comment

Last night at the Royal Premiere of “The Other Boleyn Girl,” Scarlett Johansson met Natassia “Scarlet” Malthe (above). I’m not sure how true this story is, but the crowd was screaming “Scarlet” which caused Scarlett Johansson to slink away from a red carpet interview. When she made her way over to the crowd, she found …

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Natalie and Scarlett are cool

February 18th, 20084 comments

Pants. Tightening. Can’t hold. Much longer.

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Scarlett and Natalie do W

February 12th, 20082 comments

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman both appear on the cover of W magazine. For some inexplicable reason, they’re also posing with a chihuahua. Uh, ok. Anyway, Scarlett clarifies her stance on monogamy.
“I’ve been battered for saying that I don’t believe humans are monogamous by nature. The response was, like, ‘What a ho-bag!’ I didn’t mean …

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Scarlett and Penelope have a sex scene? Really?

February 7th, 20081 comment

Page Six has an item today about a “steamy” lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona.
“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.”
It …

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Scarlett Johansson, nooo!

January 21st, 20082 comments

Despite adamant denials by her reps, sources tell Gatecrasher that Scarlett Johansson is days away from announcing her engagement to Ryan Reynolds.
The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the …

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Scarlett Johansson has a fine nose

December 5th, 2007Respond

This week’s Us Weekly cover deals with celebrity plastic surgery and features two side-by-side comparisons of Scarlett Johansson implying she’s spruced up her nose. Us quotes Scarlett as saying,
“I definitely believe in plastic surgery,” she said last year. “I don’t want to be an old hag. There’s no fun in that”
Although she did say that, …

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Scarlett Johansson gives Ryan her tooth

October 25th, 20072 comments

Scarlett Johansson celebrated Ryan Reynold’s birthday (Oct. 23) a little early this year by throwing him a bash at the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. For his present, Scarlett gave Ryan a necklace she made out of her tooth.
“She’d just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on …

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Scarlett Johansson is boobs

October 16th, 2007Respond

They say clothes make the woman. I disagree. I think boobs make the woman. Ginormous boobs belonging to Scarlett Johansson which spill out of her dress. Critics may argue that what I said makes no sense. I say to these cretins, “Marvel at the cornucopia of pleasure which rests upon Scarlett Johansson’s chest and then …

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