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Afternoon Time Wasters

Bossip: Making it rain on those French hoes Drunken Stepfather: Cindy Margolis has big old tits Bastardly: Lauren at the club with her pretty-by-comparison friends Celebitchy: Anne Hathaway won’t get a nose job Asylum: ... Read More »

Still Hot

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz star in Woody Allen’s new comedy Vicky Cristina Barcelona and I don’t know the synopsis or anything, but Scarlett and Penelope have a make-out scene ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Insecure

The latest issue of Life & Style claims Jennifer Aniston had her co-star, Jennifer Connelly, booted off the Marie Claire cover shoot for their new film, He’s Just Not That ... Read More »

Scarlett Showed Off Her Ring

Scarlett Johansson showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night and pimped out her new engagement ring given to her by Ryan Reynolds. However, as ... Read More »

Good: Scarlett Johansson Engaged. Bad: Not to Me.

Today, after barely a year of dating, Scarlett Johansson’s rep confirmed her engagement to Canadian actor Ryan Reynolds. Sources say Johansson is excited to show off her ring at Monday’s ... Read More »

Scarlett Sucks at Singing

Scarlett as an actor is alright. She’s pretty mediocre, but her soft features (breasts) make up for it. But now she’s a singer too and that’s where I draw the ... Read More »

Celebrity Music News Round-Up

Scarlett Johansson has an album coming out Realizing fans were unable to wait until May 20th to hear an album of Tom Waits covers and one original composition sung by ... Read More »

Going, Going, Sold!

The eBay auction for a meet and greet with Scarlett Johansson has ended. The winner, bossnour, bid $40,100 for what I assume is a five second handshake and “hello” from ... Read More »

Tom Cruise Auditioned His Wives

Ex-scientologist Marc Headley, who used to produce promo films for the cult, claims that Tom Cruise had a hard time landing a girlfriend after his split from Penelope Cruz in ... Read More »

Win a Date With Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson is auctioning herself off on eBay to raise money for Oxfam. The auction started this morning at $10.50, but has already risen to $212.71. The winner will receive: * ... Read More »

Scarlett Was Embarrassed

Last night at the Royal Premiere of “The Other Boleyn Girl,” Scarlett Johansson met Natassia “Scarlet” Malthe (above). I’m not sure how true this story is, but the crowd was ... Read More »

Natalie and Scarlett Are Cool

Pants. Tightening. Can’t hold. Much longer. Read More »

Scarlett and Natalie Do W

Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman both appear on the cover of W magazine. For some inexplicable reason, they’re also posing with a chihuahua. Uh, ok. Anyway, Scarlett clarifies her stance ... Read More »

Scarlett and Penelope Have a Sex Scene? Really?

Page Six has an item today about a “steamy” lesbian sex scene with Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson in Woody Allen’s Vicky Cristina Barcelona. “It is also extremely erotic. People will ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson, Nooo!

Despite adamant denials by her reps, sources tell Gatecrasher that Scarlett Johansson is days away from announcing her engagement to Ryan Reynolds. The couple have been an item for almost a ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Has a Fine Nose

This week’s Us Weekly cover deals with celebrity plastic surgery and features two side-by-side comparisons of Scarlett Johansson implying she’s spruced up her nose. Us quotes Scarlett as saying, “I definitely ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Gives Ryan Her Tooth

Scarlett Johansson celebrated Ryan Reynold’s birthday (Oct. 23) a little early this year by throwing him a bash at the Chateau Marmont over the weekend. For his present, Scarlett gave ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Is Boobs

They say clothes make the woman. I disagree. I think boobs make the woman. Ginormous boobs belonging to Scarlett Johansson which spill out of her dress. Critics may argue that ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Might Adopt One Day

Scarlett Johansson said she would love to have kids one day and that she’ll probably adopt. ‘I would love to have kids. I haven’t really figured it out yet. And I ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Goes “Moo”

Scarlett Johansson needs to rethink that piercing through her nose. It’s not attractive at all. I want to be fellated by a hot girl with boobs out to here, not ... Read More »