Yesterday Scarlett Johansson endured the harsh elements to lead a parade of twenty-somethings in drag to receive the Hasty Pudding Theatricals award.
“Everything I ever dreamed of when I was a little girl is happening to me right now,” Johansson joked as two flamboyantly dressed male members of the theatrical troupe kissed her while she …

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The Grammys was just another excuse to stare at Scarlett Johansson. The only other thing that can make my heart flutter like this is pigging out on Mexican food. Out of the two, Scarlett is the better choice since she doesn’t make my bowels explode. Not often anyway.

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Someone put up Justin Timberlake’s What Goes Around Comes Around music video on ye ole Youtube. I didn’t make it through the whole thing. My nerves were shot and my body began convulsing. Anna Nicole Smith withdrawl is the worst. I haven’t heard anything new in ten minutes.

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Look at how sweetly Scarlett Johansson is smiling at me. She’s so sexy she makes my penis melt. But more often than not she makes me cry with joy. It’s hard to describe. The best I can do is have you imagine seeing your parents naked and shedding a single tear knowing your life, your …

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After a fling with Jessica Biel at Sundance, Justin Timberlake is now sexing up Scarlett Johansson. The two of them were in Miami enjoying a postgame party together. They met at the Hennessey Super Bowl afterparty at Mokai and left together, but
“Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and …

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Josh Hartnett recently admitted that his breakup with Scarlett Johansson was “really painful.” Josh thought Scarlett was special and that they might spend their lives together. In the end, there was too much pressure and fighting.
“It’s taken a while but he’s getting over it now - he’s just immersing himself in work. Scarlett was very …

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Catch and Release with Sydney Bristow. Yes, I still call her that. [Pajiba]
The paparazzi annoy Brad Pitt. [Celebitchy]
Jessica and Jon Mayer heat it up. [CityRag]
Neve Campbell grooms her dogs. [Celebrity Smack]
Reese Witherspoon and son. [ICYDK]
Scarlett Johansson dating Marky Mark?! [Agent Bedhead]
P. Diddy diddling Sienna Miller? [Yeeeah]
Screech is not a team player. [Evil Beet]
Tom Cruise loves …

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Scarlett Johansson and Ben Stiller will be this year’s recipients of the Hasty Pudding awards. The awards are only given to those who have made a “lasting and impressive contribution to the world of entertainment.” (Scarlett’s breasts and Stiller’s…perseverance.) Johansson’s award will be given February 15 where she will lead a parade through Cambridge before …

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