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Scarlett is single

Page Six reports Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett are splitting up. Their source says Scarlett is always mad at Josh and they’re always arguing. I’d be mad too if I ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is kinky

This rumor showed up last week about some guys recording a famous movie star off a hot mic that she didn’t know about. Everyone thought it to be the slutty ... Read More »

People are unclear about Halloween parties

Fact: Girls are supposed to dress slutty for a Halloween party or Halloween in general. Reality: Supermodel Gisele Bundchen thinks it’s fun to dress like a crazy homeless person. Flair is ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson does Allure

My what big breasts you have. The better to eat you with. Rawr! If you can’t get a clue, this is Scarlett Johansson in Allure. It’s what those big pink ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is not promiscuous

Although Scarlett describes monogamy as going against natural instinct, she’s very happy in her relationship with Josh Hartnett. She also says contrary to popular belief, she is not promiscuous. “There does ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson named sexiest woman alive

Esquire has named Scarlett Johansson the sexiest woman alive. Scarlett ruined the moment when she asked: “What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?â€Â? Let ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson confuses me

On one hand, Scarlett Johansson is hotter than half the world. On the other, she sometimes shows up dressed like this. This is neither cute nor sexy and should be ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is perfect

I don’t know if Scarlett Johansson realizes it yet, but she’s the perfect woman for me. Smart? “I can’t stand those articles where people spill their life story,” Johansson says in ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is very desirable

Life & Style is reporting that Scarlett Johanasson and Josh Hartnett are moving in together. Not only are they buying a house together, they’re requesting that their bedroom be sound ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is still hot

Some men may be turned off by this hoop earing in Scarlett Johansson’s nose. What these men don’t know is that big hoop nose rings are so in this year ... Read More »

Saturday Madness

Jessica Biel is expensive: Jessica Biel has been auctioned off for $30,000 to benefit some girl who lost her leg on prom night after being dragged by a Hummer stretch ... Read More »

Josh Hartnett is a girl

Last Monday, Wilmer Valderrama was at a party in the Hamptons and arranged for a helicopter to pick up Scarlett Johansson to join him. Josh Hartnett got a little jealous ... Read More »