Scott Caan: What you up to, The Blemish?

Me: Oh, nothin’. Just sitting here in my underwear, writing about celebrities and crying to myself.

Me: What you up to, Scott Caan?

Scott Caan: Oh, nothin’. Just hanging around at the beach, staring at Grace Park in a bikini.

Me: Asshole.

I don’t know who Lake Bell is, but apparently Scott Caan does because he took a bunch of pictures of her inside the Bar Marmont bathroom and published them in a book. He also photographed a few other celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and threw those in too. Basically what we can learn from this is if you have sort of a famous sounding name and an expensive looking camera, you can trick girls into getting half-naked and having their pictures taken. NSFW sort of.

There must be thousands of paparazzi in LA because one of them had enough time to follow Scott Caan around to take pictures of his dick while he was changing at the beach. Defamer has the very NSFW pictures here.

Tailing B-list celebrities around trying to get shots of their junk must be the most horrible job to have. This must be how they initiate paparazzi. Like, the veteran photogs will tell the newbies that their assignment for the next 6 months is to try and get pictures of Scott Caan or Keifer Sutherland’s balls. It’s bad enough you have to follow these guys around, but now you have to stare at their crotch through a telephoto lens? “I got into this business to hide underneath SUV’s and take pictures of Christina Aguilera’s bald vag. This is not what I signed up for,” is what the pap would say before he begrudgingly walked away.