First there was the news that The Hills didn’t die with Lauren Conrad’s departure. Now there’s a report that the four original members of Creed will reunite for a summer tour and a brand new album. Scott Stapp, Mark Termonti, Scott Phillips and Brian Marshall are expected to continue their douchebaggery in Chicago on Aug. 30.

So, if you enjoy watching that asshole Scott Stapp smugly grin at you while he asks Jesus to take him higher or just really want to throw a large cross dipped in lead at his head, then you might want to buy tickets when they go on sale May 9.

Scott Stapp was arrested at his home in Boca Raton yesterday and charged with aggravated assault with intent to commit a felony. Stapp’s wife, Miss New York USA 2004 Jaclyn Nesheiwat, alleges he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head, missed and shattered the bottle. Earlier today, the charge was brought down to a misdemeanor. Sheriff’s spokesman Paul Miller said,

“Based on the circumstances, the defense attorney argued that was not a deadly weapon.”

However, the defense attorney couldn’t argue my sexiness. Women have been known to drop their panties for me in the blink of an eye. I find that the bigger the gun, the faster they are. Just call me Rico Suave.