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Diddy wants you, but only if you’re female and light-skinned

Imperative Talent Management sent out a casting call for promo girls for a new Ciroc commercial they’re filming with Sean “Diddy” Combs. All females are welcome to apply as long ... Read More »

P. Diddy rests his case

ET confirms that P. Diddy is tapped to guest star in two episodes of CBS’s CSI: Miami as a federal prosecutor. ‘Entertainment Tonight’, who broke the news of the music mogul’s ... Read More »

Thank Diddy too

Paris Hilton may have gotten voters into their respective polling places, but if Obama wins, it’s Diddy whose one vote put him into office. The man with the ridiculous name ... Read More »

Aubrey O’Day was kicked out for a reason

Danity Kane is a band manufactured by Puff Daddy or something and Aubrey O’Day and a girl named D. Woods were kicked out of said band by Puff on Tuesday ... Read More »

Diddy is sick and tired of high gas prices

Here’s Diddy lamenting the fact that he has to now fly commercial instead of on his awesome personal jet due to the rising price of gas. The $200,000 to $250,000 ... Read More »

Diddy knows how to party

P. Diddy or Sean Combs or Diddy or whatever is known for throwing legendary parties so it’s no surprise The Daily Mail went to Diddy for party planning tips. The ... Read More »

He’s Puff Daddy now

In a shocking turn of events, Sean “Diddy” Combs has changed his name back to Puff Daddy, the moniker that he earned his fame with. “They call me Puff Daddy… he’s ... Read More »

No one cares about Diddy’s kids

Diddy’s kids can’t get no love from People Magazine. Sources at the New York Post say this: “They gave him lousy placement [in the Feb. 12, 2007] issue when Kim [Porter] ... Read More »

Diddy didn’t himself in

Yesterday, reports indicated Diddy would turn himself in to be booked for misdemeanor assault. However, that didn’t happen and it probably won’t as Diddy and Steven Acevedo are thought to ... Read More »

Diddy will turn himself in

Sean “Diddy Combs” will turn himself in on Tuesday to be booked for misdemeanor assault for punching someone in the mouth. The alleged beating stemmed from an argument over an ... Read More »

Diddy won’t play your mind games

Sean “Diddy” Combs was offended the other night, and rightly so, when the door girl at GoldBar dared to ask him, “How many people are in your party?” Page Six ... Read More »

Sean Combs is too hot for tv

MTV has refused to run the new commercial for Sean Combs’ fragrance, Unforgivable, and has sent it back to the mouth breather mogul for editing. MTV is using the excuse ... Read More »

Diddy is lazy

Diddy was paid to host a party at the Whitehouse in Hampton Bays Tuesday night. He arrived a little late and stayed only an hour, but made sure not to ... Read More »

Diddy is a braggart

P. Diddy is best known for being a mouth breather extraordinaire. Now he will also be known as a liar. The rapper bragged about having tantric sex with girlfriend Kim ... Read More »

P. Diddy is a chick magnet

You know all those P. Diddy lovers who say the guy can get any woman he wanted? How true is that! As you can tell by this picture, the man ... Read More »

P. Diddy is in a sexy lawsuit

In regards to a post-Oscars party assault, the man P. Diddy attacked has filed suit. Gerald Rechnitzer was coming out of the bathroom when he saw Diddy talking to his ... Read More »

Johnny Law is a comin’

The LAPD have opened an investigation into a hit and run by James Blunt and Petra Nemcova. Several witnesses claim James ran over the leg of an autograph seeker with ... Read More »

Sean Combs wins father of the year

This isn’t some random kid getting a lap dance. It’s P. Diddy’s kid Justin Combs. When I was his age, I was playing with Ninja Turtles and deciding which juice ... Read More »

In other news

I’ll be catching a plane later today so you might not see any news. I know I’ll be missed, but don’t worry. Just remember this. We Are! Mar-shall! Happy Holidays. Britney ... Read More »

Puff Daddy lost his Diddy

Sean Combs has settled a name dispute between himself and Richard “Diddy” Dearlove. He has agreed to drop Diddy from all his brands in the UK so as to not ... Read More »