This isn’t some random kid getting a lap dance. It’s P. Diddy’s kid Justin Combs. When I was his age, I was playing with Ninja Turtles and deciding which juice box I wanted to drink. There wasn’t a vaccine for cooties either. Sure, you could say you had one, but you knew that once you …

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I’ll be catching a plane later today so you might not see any news. I know I’ll be missed, but don’t worry. Just remember this. We Are! Mar-shall! Happy Holidays.

Britney Spears is trashy. Annoyingly so. [Celebitchy]
Lindsay Lohan narrowly avoided another vagina mishap. [Celebrity Smack]
We Are Marshall attempts the usual inspired by actual events sappiness in …

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Sean Combs has settled a name dispute between himself and Richard “Diddy” Dearlove. He has agreed to drop Diddy from all his brands in the UK so as to not cause confusion between himself and that other Diddy. Mr. Dearlove began noticing the ill effects of P. Diddy after he received unwanted emails from fans.
“I …

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Puff Daddy must finally realize no one cares about him anymore after some random guy on the street made fun of him.
‘Hey, P. Diddy, how about ride, help the working man out?,’ ” our spy reports. “Puffy replied, ‘I always help the working man out. And it’s Puff, brother!’ ” After Combs started crossing the …

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