The Blemish » selena gomez http://theblemish.com Better than a slap to the face Fri, 10 Oct 2014 07:29:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=4.0 Selena Gomez Got Banged http://theblemish.com/2014/09/selena-gomez-got-banged/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/selena-gomez-got-banged/#comments Mon, 15 Sep 2014 17:15:14 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187882 23-year-old maker of poor life decisions, Selena Gomez, showed off her new haircut on Instagram yesterday. It probably means little to her on-again-off-again-on-again boyfriend Justin Bieber who, when asked if he noticed anything different about her, would probably say, “The nose job I suggested you get?”

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Justin Bieber Confirms He’s Dating Selena Gomez in a Deposition http://theblemish.com/2014/09/justin-bieber-confirms-hes-dating-selena-gomez-deposition/ http://theblemish.com/2014/09/justin-bieber-confirms-hes-dating-selena-gomez-deposition/#comments Fri, 12 Sep 2014 20:28:37 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=187799 To the two of you that care, in his latest deposition, Justin Bieber admitted that he and Selena Gomez are dating again.

A source tells E! News the rest of Bieber’s latest deposition was pretty “uneventful,” but that he was very well-behaved.

There’s nothing left to say. You brought this on yourself, little missy. Don’t come crawling back when he dumps you for some model he wants to bang. I won’t be here to comfort you. Unless you want to have sex. In which case, I’ll comfort you for the best 10 seconds of your life.

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Justin Bieber Tried to Take Someone’s Phone to Delete Photos of Himself http://theblemish.com/2014/08/justin-bieber-tried-take-someones-phone-delete-photos/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/justin-bieber-tried-take-someones-phone-delete-photos/#comments Tue, 26 Aug 2014 18:32:33 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186875 Cops are investigating Justin Bieber for attempted robbery, attempted battery and attempted theft. This after Bieber tried to grab a guy’s cell to delete the pictures he took.

Justin and Selena were at Dave & Buster’s Monday night when a fan snapped photos of the two. Since he’s a big asshat, Justin lunged at him to take his phone. But, much like a mother lion does to her cub who doesn’t know any better, Justin’s security held him back before making any contact with the fan.

Police were called but Justin left by the time they arrived.

Bieber is currently on probation for egging his neighbor’s house so this could trigger a probation violation which would mean jail which would make a certain someone very happy. That certain someone is all of us, by the way.

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Selena Gomez Got Some Lunch http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-got-lunch/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-got-lunch/#comments Mon, 25 Aug 2014 18:55:44 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186810 After spending the night with Justin Bieber last week, Selena Gomez went to get some lunch. Is this how you’re normally supposed to dress when you get lunch? Because I would look like a homeless person if I stood next to her. Especially if I was still holding my change cup.

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Selena Gomez Attended ‘Bible Study’ With Justin Bieber Again http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-attended-bible-study-with-justin-bieber-again/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-attended-bible-study-with-justin-bieber-again/#comments Fri, 15 Aug 2014 16:56:02 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=186403 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were seen attending Church on Wednesday night. Afterward, Bieber posted a photo of him holding Gomez while she kissed him on the cheek. Clearly, this means they’re banging again.

The pair sat next to each other while partaking in Bible study and seemed very close. They then left together in Bieber’s car.

Justin looked really comfortable with Selena as he still thinks their bond is unbreakable and knows that Selena will always love him.

Apparently there’s no greater aphrodisiac than Church and God. Like my reverend told me, nothing gets a girl wetter than prayer.

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Selena Gomez Wears Short Shorts http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-wears-short-shorts/ http://theblemish.com/2014/08/selena-gomez-wears-short-shorts/#comments Fri, 01 Aug 2014 16:36:31 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185898 Selena Gomez wore some shorts with ass cheeks exposed to a meeting on Thursday. Unclear was the nature of this meeting but I have a nagging suspicion that there was a camera facing a leather couch during this meeting. Trust me. According to the videos I’ve seen, this is all on the up and up.

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Selena Gomez at the Leonardo DiCaprio Gala http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-at-the-leonardo-dicaprio-gala/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-at-the-leonardo-dicaprio-gala/#comments Fri, 25 Jul 2014 18:02:05 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185620 Selena Gomez and new bff Cara Delevingne attended the Leonardo DiCaprio Gala at Domaine Bertaud Belieu in Saint-Tropez, France. Who else here thinks Cara is going to turn Selena out. Or am I the only one fantasizing about that? Whatever, dude. Don’t lie.

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Selena Gomez and Her New Boyfriend Jumped Off a Yacht http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-and-her-new-boyfriend-jumped-off-a-yacht/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-and-her-new-boyfriend-jumped-off-a-yacht/#comments Wed, 23 Jul 2014 17:04:21 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185407 Pictured: Selena Gomez and her new boyfriend, Tommy Chiabra, celebrating her birthday month by jumping off a yacht. Upon getting out, Tommy wrapped her in a towel and then his arms to dry her off. What a gentleman. *Tips fedora*

Also pictured: Probably the worst photo of Selena Gomez I have ever seen. She looks like a gremlin.

Also also pictured: Gomez’s friend Cara Delevingne joining in on the yacht jumping off festivities.

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Selena Gomez Got Another Tattoo http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-got-another-tattoo/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/selena-gomez-got-another-tattoo/#comments Thu, 17 Jul 2014 16:17:21 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=185108 Selena Gomez hit up tattoo artist Bang Bang McCurdy for her latest ink. An Arabic inscription under her right back shoulder that reads “love yourself first.”

That’s odd. Usually people don’t need to be reminded to masturbate.

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Calm Down, Selena Gomez Didn’t Get a Boob Job http://theblemish.com/2014/07/calm-down-selena-gomez-didnt-get-a-boob-job/ http://theblemish.com/2014/07/calm-down-selena-gomez-didnt-get-a-boob-job/#comments Tue, 15 Jul 2014 01:35:47 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=184961 Continuing in our quest to find out the truth about Selena Gomez’s tits, a few pictures of Selena Gomez in a good bra led everyone to believe she had her boobs done for Justin Bieber. As you can tell by these recent pictures of her in Miami, that’s just not true. Her tits have been as small as they’ve ever been. You can put those erections which you’ve doubled as pitchforks down now.

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