Apart from those twice weekly posts of Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez filming in bikinis, we haven’t heard much of Spring Breakers. Interview Magazine is here to help. The four (?) girls and James Franco did a shoot with the magazine in which the ladies talk about playing against their type hoping this is what’ll allow them to break out of those teeny bopper High School Musical roles Hollywood always wants to cast them in. Apparently, how far they break from the mold is proportional to how much boob they show.

Years from now when he’s old and gray, people will look back to 2012 and talk about how humble Justin Bieber was. Haha, just kidding. Here’s Justin in his gaudy, chrome-plated Fisker Karma (or as I like to call it, the “Fister Karma”) at a Chik-fil-A drive thru with Selena Gomez riding shotgun. The car comes complete with illegal tint and a law-violating strip of fuscia LEDs installed under the front grille.

The Fisker Karma is said to have been created by one of the world’s best designers. Hence, plating it in chrome is sort of like crossing out words in Fahrenheit 451 and madlibbing in new ones that sound “so much more dope, yo.”

Fun fact: This six-figure electric sports car was gifted to Justin. Little did he know that a week later, the Fisker Karma Consumer Reports tested would die with less than 200 miles on its odometer. The cause was a defective battery which resulted in need to replace all other affected batteries. Of course, this was after the December 2011 recall of the first 239 Karmas due to a risk of battery fire.

Here’s James Franco in a car most likely coming to or from the set of Spring Breakers performing his own rendition of Selena Gomez’s single “Love You Like a Love Song” in the most blasé way possible that only James Franco can pull off. That guy always looks high.

Whoever gave kids a choice in anything is an idiot. They’re so dumb that they’ll accept whatever you put in front of them. Luckily, Hollywood is filled with a bunch of perverts so they chose Selena Gomez. Here she is at the Kid’s Choice Awards over the weekend not clutching on to that dork Justin Bieber like a fanny pack.

Also, now that she’s over 18, everyone wanted to know what she’d look like as a blowup doll. Hence, the photo above.

It all started with that K-Fedy Instagram photo of James Franco and has now turned into this. Almost 100 pictures of Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and James Franco Federline filming Spring Breakers. I tried to cut these down to maybe 20 but then I realized all three girls were showing off their tits and ass and there’s no way I was leaving out any picture of James “Wigger” Franco for these are the three basic tenets of this website.

But I did the next best thing and picked the most notable photos and put them on separate pages. Enjoy your journey into a mediocre movie made less so by on-set pictures. And yes, I have entirely too much time on my hands today.

How long has it been since I posted anything about Spring Breakers? I was starting to get withdrawal. Luckily, Selena Gomez tweeted a picture of her and James Franco on the set of the movie.

He looks like a young K-Fed in the photo but Fuse says James is playing Houston rapper Riff Raff who was supposed to be in the movie but couldn’t because he was out of the country. Riff Raff confirms the story to FUSE,

According to Riff Raff, Korine [writer of Kids and director of Gummo] called him and said, “‘Yeah, man, I want you to be in this movie, but we only got a certain timeframe’ or whatever. ‘I wanted you in this movie with James Franco and Selena Gomez and Gucci Mane… But we’re already behind!’” So Riff Raff couldn’t be in the movie.

“The role I would have played would be like a drug dealer, or the friend of a drug dealer, Gucci Mane,” said Riff Raff. I asked him if James Franco was originally supposed to be in the movie as a different character. “James Franco was in the movie, but I was supposed to be in there also. Now James Franco is playing me.”

“I sent him a few things. But all you gotta do [to see how I dress] is search through my videos. I got a pretty distinct style, with the braids, the jewelry.”

On the movie as a whole, Riff Raff said, “I feel really kind of privileged because I got this big actor playing the role of me but at the same time, like, damn, I wish I was there…

“Even though I couldn’t be a part of this project, I’m still glad that James Franco could play the role of me. That’s like if Denzel Washington was playing the role of O.J. Simpson. Even though it’s not O.J. Simpson, O.J. Simpson still gotta be like, ‘Denzel Washington is playing me.’” FUSE

James Franco is playing an obscure rapper? Oh, man. So much hipster cred. *Brain explodes*

Don’t say I didn’t warn you. I might as well be camping out on the set of Spring Breakers myself and change this site’s name to “Ahhhhh! Vanessa, Selena and Ashley!” At least then I’d really get to spy on these three in a hot tub instead of hiding behind some bushes and staring at my computer monitor pretending I’m there spying.

Edit: Goal reached. Every hot topic on the right is just Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini.

Seems like every other day there’s at least one post about Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Selena Gomez filming their bad girl spring break movie Springbreakers. Why should today be any different? They should just pay me for promoting this movie so much.

This time we get to see Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson in bikinis frolicking on the beach. You probably can’t tell, but I’m showing a lot of restraint not screaming, “Wooo! Show us your tits!,” at my monitor right now.

Speaking of Selena Gomez, she and Justin Bieber got the glow at a sports bar in St. Petersburg, Florida on Sunday. And not the pregnancy glow either unless they were trying to kill the fetus with alcohol.

The night wasn’t without drama, however. Fame reports that shortly after arriving at the bar, Justin stormed out while Selena chased him to his car. His security drove them down the street where they had a private conversation. Probably to giggle and talk about boys.

They headed back to the restaurant and got drunk even though they’re only 18 and 19. Turns out when you’re a celebrity, drinking ages are just a suggestion. In fact, you can openly flaunt your contempt of the law with no consequence.

Unlike Rihanna, Selena Gomez was a little more demure when she stepped out with no bra. She was spotted on the set of Spring Breakers in a striped tank and cut off shorts braless and chowing down on some pickle. At least I think she was braless. It was either that or she has nipples that could cut through glass.

If you’re still on the fence about Spring Breakers possibly being an entertaining movie even after having seen Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez bouncing around on set with their asses hanging out of their shorts, maybe these photos that Benson posted on Twitter may finally sway you.

There’s nothing more convincing that something will be worthwhile than a girl shooting a machine gun. Not because of the juxtaposition of someone that’s stereotypically prissy doing something macho but mostly because of how the recoil makes their boobs jiggle.

As previously mentioned, Ashley Benson, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens are all filming Spring Breakers which is about three slutty girls who like to party. That’s why this movie is going to do great and why they’re all filming in short shorts. You could practically see their asses if it weren’t for that damn underwear. Get out of the way, underwear. You’re ruining everything.

As if I needed any more reasons to hate Justin Bieber. Not only did Usher get him a $100,000 electric sports car and not only did he buy a $10.8M sex den from Ashton Kutcher, but Selena Gomez tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini reminding everyone Justin gets to go home to this every night. The only consolation is that there’s not a lot of mileage on Selena because there’s no way Justin lasts more than 45 seconds in her.