Selita Ebanks showed up at the premiere of Valentino: The Last Emeperor in NY wearing this crazy getup. More women, specifically Victoria’s Secret models, should wear stuff like this. A short skirt with their breast hanging out. Anything that leaves little to the imagination. That way I don’t have to use my own. I’m really lazy, you see.

Marisa Miller is still shooting in St. Bart’s for Victoria’s Secret, but this time she brought along a friend. A model friend. Selita Ebanks. Whoa. I see your game, Marisa. Is this some kind of elaborate plan to coax me into a threesome? Because it’s working. Really well.

Every year, Victoria’s Secret has their lingerie fashion show and every year I check my mailbox for an invite and every year I find a reminder from the court telling me to stay 500 yards away from all Victoria’s Secret models. Next year it’s going to be different. Watch out Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Ana Beatriz Barros, Heidi Klum, Selita Ebanks, Doutzen Kroes, Miranda Kerr, Izabel Goulart and all the rest. This sexy beast is coming for you. So, please, don’t warn the cops and don’t even try to hide your underwear. I’ll find it eventually. I’ve been practicing with my Where’s Waldo books. A few more after the jump or click any photo for the full gallery.

Check out the 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show here.

I couldn’t resist posting pictures from the Victoria’s Secret 2006 Fashion Show featuring:

Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Gisele Bundchen, Karolina Kurkova, Selita Ebanks, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Oluchi Onweagba, Jeisa Chiminazzo, Jessica Stam, Heather Marks, Katja Shchekina, Miranda Kerr, Natasha Poly, Caroline Winberg, Caroline Trentini, Andi Muise, Flavia de Oliveira, Ajuma Nasenyana, Hana Soukupova, Angela Lindvall, Raquel Zimmerman, Elise Crombez, Julia Stegner, Doutzen Kroes, Morgane Dubled

So not all of these girls are pictured although they were modeling. The show was filmed on Nov. 16 and will be broadcast ed by CBS on Dec. 5. I’m not sure if they’ll be streaming it over the net again.

Seeing all these beautiful women in one place might take your breath away, but not mine. For me, this is what I call a slow day. No really, I am just that devilishly handsome and charismatic. Ladies can’t resist me and my GHB. A lot more after the jump.