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Today’s News Brought to You by Serena Williams in a Bikini

Don’t be confused. When I say, “Dat ass!,” while looking at Serena Williams in a bikini, I say it in a scared, frightened sort of way. Kendall Jenner gets her swirl ... Read More »

Serena Williams in a Bikini

I really wish someone other than Serena Williams would usher in bikini season. It’s never a good sign when I open up a picture and scream at my monitor for ... Read More »

Serena Williams Suffered a Pulmonary Embolism, Hematoma

Not only did Serena Williams suffer from a foot injury that kept her out of tennis for the past 8 months, but earlier today it was reported that on Monday, ... Read More »

Serena Williams Was Also at Miami Beach in Her Bikini

The first thing that came to mind when I saw those pictures of Cassie at the beach was “I wonder if that hot bitch Serena Williams was also in a ... Read More »

Serena Williams Is Showing Off

If this monster popped out of the ocean and started chasing me, I’d have the same reaction. It’d be like a horror movie with me tripping every few steps and ... Read More »

Serena Williams Is at the Beach

Serena Williams looks like she could kick my ass in three seconds. Those thighs are frightening. She’s like a T-Rex. If I jogged past her, instinct would kick in and ... Read More »

The Moment You’ve All Been Waiting For

Serena Williams was in Barbados on Monday stomping around in the ocean when her breasts popped out of her swimsuit. May I be the first to say, “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” If you ... Read More »

Serena Williams Fined $10,000 for Outburst

Turns out you can’t just go around telling line judges, “I swear to God I’ll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat! Do you hear me? ... Read More »

Serena Williams Is in Miami

Look, whatever I’m planning to say about this dude will most likely result in me getting my ass kicked so I’m just going to shut my mouth and leave it ... Read More »

Serena Williams Hits the Beach

Serena Williams hit Miami beach yesterday after defeating Jelena Jankovic to win her fifth Sony Ericsson Open title . Lucky for us she didn’t wear a bikini. Oh, she did? ... Read More »

You Guys Wanted to See Serena Williams in a Bikini, Right?

Wish granted! Read More »

Paris Hilton Bets on Sex

More details as to why Paris Hilton would give up sex have come out. Apparently it wasn’t just for the betterment of herself, it was to win a bet for ... Read More »