Seth Green showed up to the Creative Arts Emmy Awards at the Nokia Theater on Saturday with his mom.

I’m sorry, what’s that? That’s his girlfriend Clare Grant towering over him? Oh, well excuuuuse me. Sorry for not being a celebrity encyclopedia.

This would be the perfect opportunity to go up to Seth Green and say, “Dude, I’ve totally seen your wife naked,” and then go, “Boing-ong-ong-ong!,” as if you were getting a very audible erection over the thought of it. No doubt he’ll be very appreciative of the way you express your enthusiasm.

NSFW gallery starts here.

To a woman no less! Seth Green proposed to his girlfriend Clare Grant on New Year’s Eve. They plan to marry in May. Tarina Tarantino will work with Grant to create her wedding. Versace will work with Green to create shoes that will add 5 inches to his height. It should put him at 5’6”.

[LA, February 24. Images via Pacific Coast News.]

If you were wondering what company that viral video of the Seth Green was for, it’s Butterfinger. You’ve probably already lost interest, but here’s a statement from Butterfinger.

Someone has laid a finger on Seth Green`s BUTTERFINGER. Nestlé USA today announced the launch of “Dude, Where`s My Bar?” an innovative online narrative game for consumers to help solve the mystery surrounding the October 2 theft of Green`s vintage Butterfinger bar. The “lite” alternate reality game starring Seth Green will call upon the clever, irreverent thinking of Butterfinger fans, as they compete to find and solve clues that could lead to the return of Green`s
missing bar and a one-of-a-kind grand prize: a solid-gold Butterfinger bar worth $10,000.

Green, a lifelong Butterfinger fan, was announced recently as the official Butterfinger Mouthpiece, in conjunction with the brand reintroducing its tagline “Nobody`s Gonna Lay A Finger On My Butterfinger.” Green collaborated with Butterfinger to produce “Dude, Where`s My Bar?” using comedy and the real world as a platform. Dubbed an “alternate reality game lite” (ARGL), DudeWheresMyBar.com propels fans into an entertaining storyline created by the comedic genius of Green and the one-and-only iconic candy bar brand. “Dude, Where`s My Bar?” combines the innovations of a multi-platform narrative game with video vignettes featuring Green and co-starring actors Sean Cullen, Stuart Pankin and Jon Wellner.

“Butterfinger has long been associated with clever, irreverent humor,” said Butterfinger marketing manager Daniel Jhung. “Leave it to this brand to serve up the first-ever consumer packaged goods ARG with a light, Butterfinger twist.”

Admit it. This makes you want to buy a Butterfinger now doesn’t it? They also sent out this fake email:

HeY THERE,

****WE STOLED THE LOOZER SETH GREENS LUCKY VINTAGE BUTTERFINGER!!!!**** wE ARE RESPonsible fOR the MUGGING!

NoW HE SET UP a SITE TO GET IT BACK

www.DudeWHERESmybar.com

WHAT A FUNNY NAME! NOT HA-HA FUNNY, MORE “THAT’S NOT FUNNY” FUNNY.

NOW HE MAKes A VIDEO WHERE HE’S CRYING, LIKE REDHEADED CHILD OR GiNGER PUPPY.

BUT IF U GO THERE, YOU WILL FiNd OUR EVIL GAMES OF…EVILNESS! I AM THE uLTiMATE H4X0R!!!!!!!!!

1ST GAME:

REMIX SETH’S PATHETIC WHiNY rANT IN2 A SONG EVERYONE WILL BE SINGING!

WE MUST MAKE FUN OF SETH! TORMENT HIM! HE IZ STUPID AND WE HATE HIM!

HELP US MAKE THAT REDHEADED FREAK LOOK LIKE IDIOT! WE ARE FILLED WITH SPITE AND EVIL…WE CALL IT SPEVIL!

LET US PARTY LIKE ITS THE DISTANT FUTURE: 1999!

LOVE AND KISSIE FACES,

EVAL GUYs WHO STOLED SETHS STUFF

Well someone needs to go back to English class.  How do they expect people to read this much less do any of these tasks. It’s like a five-year-old is holding Seth’s Butterfinger hostage. And really, this sounds like a lot of work. You know what? Keep your candy. I’ll just go to the store and buy another one.

One tipster says that this is the mugging that led to Seth Green’s on-set freak out. In footage posted Wednesday, a man purported to be Seth Green can be seen fending off two muggers as they rip his bag away from him leaving Seth rattled like a fat kid after dropping his cupcakes.

It isn’t clear whether this is really Seth Green or not or whether it was staged. Although, the car Seth takes his bag out of sort of looks like a Prius, which he drives. But where’s the police report?

In any case, this is why I rarely go outside. Too dangerous. Plus, the oh-so-bright sunlight tends to burn my pale, blogger skin.

Don’t you hate it when you have no idea what a viral video is supposed to be advertising such is the case here? In this video, Seth Green voices his displeasure at having his stuff stolen through a series of high pitched squeaks. The four foot leprechaun isn’t intimidating anyone with his grown up voice. He’s like that bacon kid from Wife Swap. You sort of want to take him seriously, but you just can’t because, “OMG, how cute. It’s a little kid acting adultish!” Instead of apologizing and calming him down, it looked like everyone just wanted to give him a lollipop.

Before Seth Green and Clark Duke began their interview for their new movie Sex Drive, they somehow ended up on the subject of Shia LaBeouf and started throwing barbs at him. Which is how it came about that Seth Green told Shia to “eat a dick.” Jokingly of course. Hopefully this will catch on and people will start parroting this to Shia, telling him to eat a dick wherever he goes. I think it would really help his self-esteem issues.