Tupac Shakru,like, Elvis refuses to die. Some people still believe he’s alive and claim to see him at places like Walmart. Personally, I think that’s because they’re racist and think all black people look alike. Anyway, despite being dead since 1996, he’s managed to release a book of poetry, eight albums and now a sex tape.

Shot in 1991, the tape shows Tupac hanging out with a bunch of groupies in a living room at a house party. Like a boss, Tupac walks in with his pants down to his ankles and shirt off. Standard practice for any rapper during a house party at the time. I’ll let TMZ describe what happens next.

Tupac — whose head is shaved — pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac’s is playing in the background, as Tupac is singing along and dancing, wiggling his hips.

And it gets even better. As the woman services Tupac, who is holding a cocktail in one hand and a blunt in another, Money B from Digital Underground walks over to him. Tupac puts his cocktail arm around Money B, continues singing and dancing … and the woman never stops.

As the tape ends it appears he’s ready to begin sexual intercourse. It’s unclear if there’s another tape. TMZ

Listening, singing and dancing to his own music while a groupie services him? People are right. Tupac was mult-talented but he also sounds like the original Kanye West. I’m pretty sure if Tupac was alive today he’d be mashing away on his caps locked keyboard and interrupting Taylor Swift at MTV awards show.

Reps from Hustler claim they have a sex tape featuring Rihanna and singer J-Cole, who opened up for Rihanna on her 2011 Loud tour. They’re not sure what they’re going to do with it yet but “try to release it” is a good bet.

“Hustler are in possession of the Rihanna and J-Cole tape,” said a rep for the adult company. “We have seen it and we do not know what we are going to do with it yet.”

While they refused to disclose any further details of the tape, the fact that it exists is sure to have Rihanna quaking in her stilettos. — Radar

A source close to Rihanna denies the tape’s existence saying, “Rihanna is surprised because there is no sex tape.”

Maybe there isn’t. Maybe Hustler thinks it’s Rihanna because all black people look alike. That’s racist!

Last week a judge ruled in favor of Jennifer Lopez’s ex-husband Ojani Noa saying Lopez had no case for stopping the honeymoon tape from 1997 Ojami is currently peddling to porn sites.

Now that he’s free to sell the tape, a bidding war between porn sites has started. Bids are currently going up as high as $40,000! Bwahahaha.

Why the low number? Because it’s Jennifer Lopez and everyone finds that bitch annoying. That and there’s no actual sex on the tape. Just some ass and spanking. This is like the Maxim Magazine of sex tapes.

Before Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster split, they made a sex tape. As is normally the case, it’s now being shopped around to various outlets. One of which being TMZ who was shown a short preview video and given two photos. TMZ just says, “the people in the video are both givers.” That would be way more awesome if they meant Tameka wore a strap-on but I think this just means oral.

Sources claim this may have been among the things stolen from Usher’s car in December 2009 along with $1,000,000 in jewelery and electronics and two laptops. IN HIS CAR. That’s not suspicious at all.

In a statement released to TheYBF, Tameka says, “Yes, I have had sex with my [ex] husband. Multiple times. Would I sanction a sextape being out? Absolutely not. I am a mother and entrepreneur. Sex tapes or pornography would not be my lane. I have no desire to be seen in that way.”

Tameka added, “Why? How much do you think I can get for it? A lot?,” and then she wiped the drool from her mouth.