Travis Barker’s ex, Shanna Moakler, went on The Wendy Williams Show to discuss her new makeup line and her return as co-executive director of the Miss California pageant. As with any discussion on massive amounts of makeup on competitive women with fake tits, the conversation lead to a Kardashian. Shanna called Khloe Kardashian a “donkey”. In response, Khloe twittered the following,

“Who is shana moakler??? I have no idea who this girl is but I guess she is talking about me. Talk on honey…I can care less LOL.”

I’m not one to brag, but I’m somewhat of an expert on passive aggressiveness. After all, I am a woman. In Khloe’s case, expressing she “can care less” on a public forum actually means she was so upset that Lamar should’ve considered tripling her servings for today’s feeding time. Lucky for Khloe, Shanna apologized before she had to go to that extreme.

“@KhloeKardashian, you are right. We don’t know each other personally and I apologize for my comment this morning.”

Who am I kidding? Khloe doesn’t have scheduled eating times because she’s never taken a break from stuffing her large, donkey face.

Shanna Moakler, she who is righteous, has resigned from the Miss California USA pageant. This move is a direct result of current Miss California Carrie Prejean’s press conference yesterday in which Prejean took no responsibility for anything. Moakler, who has gone topless in Playboy and other forms of media, released this statement in which she cites her conscience as the deciding factor to remove herself as pageant director.

“Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth,” she continues. “I want to be a role model for young woman [sic] with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams.”

Oh, Shanna Moakler has a conscience now and it has been offended by Carrie Prejean. May I remind you this is the same person that Travis Barker claimed partied until early morning and slept in until 2 AM ignoring her children. Somehow I think this statement is a little disingenuous and should have just read, “Carrie Prejean is a dickhole and so is Donald Trump. Moakler out.”

The other day, Travis Barker took time out of his busy schedule of rehabbing and took his scorched body over to a computer to type out a MySpace entry insisting he and Shanna aren’t back together. It seems no one cared but him because Shanna was frolicking with Gerard Butler in Shin the other night. Travis will be glad to know that while he’s soothing his third degree burns with his tears, King Leonidas will be tappin’ his ex.

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler deny getting back together despite pictures proving otherwise. The two were spotted at Pure for the Barkers Famous Stars and Straps Fashion Showcase.

This girl goes from punching Paris in the grill for making out with Travis, feuding over MySpace and throwing a Las Vegas divorce party to tonguing the man she hated. She’s like a pitbull. One morning, Travis will wake up from a night of animalistic sex to find Shanna throwing his lobbed off penis in the garbage disposal.

Here’s some news to fill that void in your soul.

1. Eddie Murphy outshines Jennifer Hundson who outshines Beyonce? Wacky. [Pajiba]
2. Shanna Moakler is horny. Me too. Me too. [Celebslam]
3. Mel Gibson has a secret love child. Also the GBCA’s. [Celebrity Smack]
4. Lakers fans hate Britney Spears. [The Evil Beet]
5. Emmanuelle Chriqui at the Rocky Balboa premiere. [Bastardly]
6. Billy Idol has a Christmas album. [Celebitchy]
7. Kevin Federline and Jennifer Aniston get cozy. Huh? [The Bosh]
8. The newest elf. [CityRag]
9. Hilary Duff will play a Russian pop star. [Hollywoodtuna]

Shanna Moakler wins my spite award. She has sent out flyers promoting a divorce party at Bellagio in Las Vegas on Friday. This comes days after Travis was caught making out with Paris Hilton at a Halloween party in front of Shanna. I assume that would send any ex over the edge. Travis had this to say on his MySpace page,

SOMEBODY SENT A MESSAGE AND A FLYER WAS ATTATCHED (I POSTED IT BELOW). SHANNA IS HAVING A DIVORCE PARTY FOR HERSELF IN CELEBRATION OF OUR FAILED MARRIAGE APPARENTLY….. THIS IS THE SAME WIFE THAT EMAILED ME TO TELL ME SHE WOULD BE SLEEPING WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND IN MY BED THE DAY OF OUR ANNIVERSARY 2 DAYS AGO SO THIS DOESN’T COME AS A SHOCK. AND THE SAME PERSON WHO IS MAKING “I LOVE SHANNA” SHIRTS FOR PEOPLE TO BUY, IN SUPPORT OF ALL THIS AND PLAYING THE VICTIM, IT SADDENS ME PEOPLE AND EVEN BRINGS ON THE URGE TO PUKE, HOPE IT DOES YOU AS WELL. IM GONNA SAY A LONG PRAYER FOR HER, SHE NEEDS IT. THERE ISN’T A PART OF SHANNA AND I AND THE FACT OUR MARRIAGE FAILED THAT I COULD BE CELEBRATING OR HAPPY ABOUT EVEN AFTER ALL OF THIS TIME IT WAS OUR FAMILY…IT WAS ALL WE HAD……I MEAN A PARTY??? WHAT DOESN’T KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER:) GOODNIGHT AND MAY THE FORCE BE WITH U….STAR WARS IS ON AND THIS IS NOW IN THE PAST. HOPE SHANNA’S PARTY IS EVERYTHING SHE COULD HOPE 4.

This really sucks. I’m really emotional over what’s happening. I was going to throw my supermodel bikini pillow fight party on the same day, but now my plans might be ruined. And I already sent out the invitations. What supermodel will pillow fight me in a bikini on the same day as a divorce party? I attribute all this to Shanna being difficult when I suggested we coordinate our dates. This could have been avoided sweety. You’ve just made a powerful enemy.

Here’s the clever flyer.

Update: Awesome. Both Shannon and Travis don’t understand the meaning of paragraphs. At least her caps lock isn’t broken. Since her post isn’t private, here’s part of her unholy rambling.

I do not conveniently and for my best interest edit and leave huge parts of the stories out. I have since tried to take the high road and turn the other cheek even when my soon to be ex was verbally bashing me on the Internet, in the media and flaunting his spiteful and vindictive relationships in my face. I am NOT the one running around the world with the town drug obsessed clown who is the epitome of everything I claim I am NOT!

My wildest dreams have come true. Shanna Moakler has done what many have imagined doing for years. She has punched Paris Hilton in the face. The incident happened around 1 AM at club Hyde. Paris has filed a police report for battery at LAPD’s Hollywood division. In return, Shanna alleges that Stavros Niarchos poured a drink over her head and pushed her down some stairs.

Elliot Mintz, Paris’ publicist, tells TMZ that his client was at Hyde nightclub Wednesday night and at approximately 1:10 a.m. she says she was approached by Shanna, who allegedly began screaming obscenities at her. Hilton says at that point Moakler struck her in the jaw with a closed fist as she continued to shout profanities. Mintz says Moakler was restrained and several people helped Paris exit Hyde. Mintz says Hilton never touched Moakler.

One can only hope Shanna had proper footing and turned her hips into it. Either way, it’s awesome and Shanna should get a service award of some kind. The only issue I have is that no one caught it on camera for Sports Center to do slo-mo replays of. The picture above is of her and her publicist, Elliot Mintz, going to the police station to file a police report.

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker had a Myspace war of words yesterday. Travis made a Myspace for himself and posted a blog on why they broke up. It included a description of a day in his life.

Barker claimed that on a typical day, he would get up with his children at around 5:30 a.m. Moakler, on the other hand, stayed in bed until around 2 p.m. and was frequently out late partying, said Barker. He added that the couple’s kids often referred to their nanny as “Mommy.”

Barker also claimed that Moakler had neglected to mention that she would be competing on the third season of Dancing with the Stars or that she had a MySpace page.

“I was informed by our realtor that Shanna was doing Dancing with the Stars? Why wouldn’t she tell me, right?” he wrote. “A MySpace account? Where she posts pix of our kids and her and I half naked? Weird?”

However, Barker’s true breaking point came when he discovered condoms in their home, according to his posting.

“We don’t use condoms ever,” he wrote, insinuating that his wife had been unfaithful, a claim he also made to the New York Post.

“I’m sad to say those allegations [of infidelity] are true,” Barker told the paper via a rep. “My priority will remain my children.”

If you didn’t read through that, then I don’t blame you. To sum it up, Shanna is lazy and sleeps all day then goes out to party while Travis is at home taking care of the kids. Travis then found used condoms on the floor that weren’t from him. Before he took down his post, he also said Shanna was having an affair with some guy she met on Myspace. Shanna responded saying she was “concerned for his sanity” and that his lifestyle is taking a toll on him.

That’s pretty low. If you’re going to hide an affair, at least clean up the dirty condoms. That’s rule #1. Rule #2 is never have an affair with some guy from Myspace. Rule #3 is if you must choose someone from Myspace, at least have it be me.

So this is kind of late, sue me. Wait, don’t. Travis Barker was the one to file for divorce from his wife of 2 years, Shanna Moakler. There aren’t any details as to why this happened, but it’s probably due to Shanna being easily jealous. She has posted something on her MySpace about it.

I can only say thank you to all those who have sent such touching letters, well wishes and prayers. i am very devestated and very much heartbroken over the demise of my marriage and for the upset of my family….I wanted nothing more to overcome the challenges we faced but failed.

Much like before, I don’t really care about these two unless Shanna Moakler gets naked again. I’ve only heard of her one time in the past 5 years and I don’t think I’ve ever heard Travis speak. Or it could be when Blink 182 came on tv my finger magically hit the mute button.

Travis Barker from Blink 182 and wife Shanna Moakler’s marriage may soon be over. The two showed up at club Privelege, but partied seperately. Shanna became jealous when she saw Travis taking a picture with an attractive female. She then went over, threw her drink on the woman and threw her glass at Travis.

I’m kind of amazed it lasted this long. She’s a nympho who went from Oscar de la Hoya to the little drummer from Blink 182 who probably couldn’t punch his way out of a paper bag. That’s like me taking my penis and replacing it with a horse’s penis, but is an inch really worth all that trouble? No really, I need to know because I’m getting the operation soon.