Britney Spears’ ex-assistant, Shannon Funk, is desperately trying to become famous. She began by selling exclusive stories about Britney to OK! Magazine and most recently she showed up at Body English in Las Vegas with a surefire plan to make her star rise. Page Six says,

“She made a beeline for Jeff Beacher and comic Jamie Kennedy. According to our spy, “She walked right over, flashed her [breasts] and started aggressively trying to make out with Jamie. She got someone to take a picture with her and Jamie kissing and then stayed for two more minutes and bolted with the pics. We’re all waiting to see which weekly magazine she sells them to.”

What a well thought out plan. Pictures of you making out with Jamie Kennedy? THE Jamie Kennedy? Wow. Her fame is going to be unparalleled. Paris Hilton is probably furrowing her brow over her bowl of Captain Crunch as we speak.