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Sharon Stone Is Too Old for This

Sharon Stone’s Basic Instinct days are long gone. They’re so far gone that Doc Brown needs to invent a time machine to get back to them. So she should stop ... Read More »

Sharon Stone is on vacation

No idea why Sharon Stone was on a yacht in Sardinia the other day yelling at the water. Maybe she was mad that it was wet. “Why do you have ... Read More »

Do not want!

Sharon Stone thought it’d be a good idea to unleash her 50-year-old titties on the cover of French magazine Match. The headline “J’ai 50 ans, et alors!” translates roughly to ... Read More »

Sharon Stone spent good money on these

While the now 90 pound Sharon Stone is rapidly aging, her breasts are attempting to pull a Benjamin Button. Not very well, I might add. It’s always suspicious when gravity ... Read More »

Sharon Stone sits like a lady

I was told this was an upskirt photo of the aging beauty (bwahahaha) Sharon Stone. I’m not too sure though. I didn’t make it past her face before running off ... Read More »

Botox in his feet?

A few days ago, Sharon Stone lost joint custody of her son Roan. She denied it of course and called it a misunderstanding. Well, if this “Tentative Statement of Decision” ... Read More »

Sharon Stone loses custody

Sharon Stone lost joint custody of her 8-year-old son Roan. Court documents from a September 12, 2008 hearing indicate that Stone’s ex-husband Phil Bronstein “shall have permanent sole physical custody ... Read More »

Sharon Stone is sorry

Sharon Stone issued an apology for saying China must have deserved the devastating earthquake that hit them because their government isn’t nice. “Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the ... Read More »

They should have done this a long time ago

One of China’s biggest cinema chains is boycotting all of Sharon Stone’s movies after the infamous interview in which she said the China earthquake that killed 70,000 people was karma ... Read More »

The China earthquake was karma

A 7.8 magnitude earthquake ripped through China on May 12 killing almost 80,000 people and trapping thousands more under the rubble. On Sunday, a 6.0 magnitude aftershock hit Sichuan province ... Read More »

We don’t care Sharon

Sharon Stone nearly flashed her privates the other day as she made her way off a boat in Cannes similar to what her young predecessor Lindsay Lohan did two years ... Read More »

Sharon Stone slips her nipple

It’s unfortunate that the last celebrity nipple slip of 2007 will be from Sharon Stone. She’s almost half a century old. She shouldn’t be dressing like this. She should be ... Read More »

Sharon Stone is topless

Sharon Stone was spotted in Pantelleria, Sicily sunbathing topless. She’s almost 50, but still rocks a nice body. Just don’t look at her face. One time a guy did just ... Read More »

Sharon Stone wears a bikini

Here’s Sharon Stone at Cannes on a yacht in her bikini. You can tell it’s Sharon Stone because when she turns around the theme song from The Crying Game starts ... Read More »

Sharon Stone loves attention

Sharon Stone stayed true to form at the Cinema for Peace Gala. Many witnessed her public make out session with the mythical hamster abuser Richard Gere. When she took the ... Read More »

In other news

Sharon Stone and Rupert Everett made out with the same guy. [Celebitchy] Making fun of Anna Nicole Smith. [Evil Beet] A Hill of Fava Beans. [Pajiba] Carrie Underwood at the Grammys. [Celebrity Smack] Mischa ... Read More »

Oh really?

Kevin Nealon welcomed his first child with wife Susan Yeagley Monday night. Children everywhere ask, “Who’s Kevin Nealon?” Sharon Stone thinks Isaiah Washington going to bigotry rehab is absurd noting people ... Read More »

In other news

Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

I can see her nipple

Now really Sharon, you and I both know flaunting your breasts is a task best left to the young tarts of today. You should have more respect for yourse…wait, I ... Read More »

Sharon Stone is so damn hot

I don’t know about you guys, but I am so turned on right now. Words can’t describe the heavenly experience I’m having. The closest thing I can think of is ... Read More »