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This Is How You Choose a Pumpkin

Shauna Sand wore her daughter’s skirt to the pumpkin patch last week and then flashed her panties to the cameras. Her kids are probably used to her being an unapologetic ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Is Embarrassing

If everything my mother did turned out to be sexually suggestive, I’d kill myself. Shauna Sand’s kid must whine, “Mooooom. Moooom! Stoooop! Moooom!,” at least twice every time she’s out ... Read More »

Heidi Montag’s Plastic Surgeon Died

Dr. Frank Ryan was the plastic surgeon who molded a 100 pound ball of wax and silicone into the Heidi Montag you see today. Sadly, he passed away yesterday afternoon ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Is a Good Mother

Shauna Sand went to Miami beach with her boyfriend, Alexandra Berardi, and her kids. She and her kids all wore big, ridiculous sun hats into the ocean. If that wasn’t ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Seems Broken Up

Remember when Shauna Sand wanted to sue, sue, sue Vivid Entertainment over the alleged stolen sex tape of her and her boyfriend? And remember how everyone looked at her sideways ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Slipped a Nipple

I don’t even feel right calling that thing a nipple. That’d be an insult to nipples everywhere. But I’m not sure how else to describe it. Frankentits perhaps? It’s like ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Sex Tape Leaks and You Does Throw Up

What day is today? Thursday? Okay, just wanted to remember the day that I lost my eyesight. IDLYITW has a preview clip of Shauna’s sex tape where she walks around ... Read More »

Do Not Want: Shauna Sand Sex Tape Edition

Vivid Entertainment acquired a hardcore sex tape featuring the plastic Shauna Sand and plan to release it October 19. Shauna admits she in fact made several sex tapes with her ... Read More »

This Is Gross

Lorenzo Lamas and the ridiculous Shauna Sand divorced in 2002. Now Star claims the reason he left her is because she was having sex with his then 18-year-old son A.J. ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Wants You to Pay Attention

Shauna Sand and her franken-tits hit up Miami beach over the weekend. In fact, she decided to go topless despite laws prohibiting this. You could spray Windex in your eyes ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Is Fashionable

There are more important questions here than just “Why is Shauna Sand shopping for shoes virtually topless?” For example, where can I get those darling snakeskin boots behind her? Do ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Has Lofty Aspirations for Her Daughter

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Shauna Sand was walking down wherever with her daughters when she started telling the guy behind the camera how they have fond memories ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Really Loves the Beach

When I think of what might have happened in Shauna Sand’s plastic surgeon’s office, I imagine her with sparkles in her eyes begging him to, “Make me beautiful, doc” and ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Is Doing the Bikini Thing

It’s unclear why being a Playmate once and marrying Lorenzo Lamas could garner anyone this level of fame, but here’s Shauna Sand, having her picture taken. You can tell she ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Dressed Up

Surprise! Shauna Sand dressed up as a slutty soldier for Halloween. Surprise again! You’re blind! By the way, props to you, Shauna, for being photographed at an undisclosed location against a nondescript ... Read More »

Shauna Sand Drops Her Panties

Shauna Sand was outside of the Foxtail in West Hollywood when she decided to take off her panties in front of everyone. At first I was a bit shocked, but ... Read More »

This Is Sick

Shauna Sand is the ex-wife of Lorezno Lamas and was in Playboy and if you’re experiencing a strange tingling sensation right now, that’s just your body warning you this post ... Read More »