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Angelina Jolie is a lovely mother

January 8th, 20072 comments

In February’s edition of Elle U.K., Angelina Jolie says she’s more partial to her adopted children rather than her natural-born child. She goes on to call Maddox and Zee survivors while Shiloh is just a lifeless blob.
Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met …

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Shiloh is waxy

July 26th, 2006Respond

Shiloh became the first baby ever to be immortalized in wax at Madame Tussauds. She was unveiled today for everyone to gawk at. As you can see, they decided to do the whole family, but decided to cut out the adopted children which proves something I’ve been saying all along. Adopted children are not worthy …

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People are odd

June 14th, 2006Respond

By now, everyone has seen the pictures of Shiloh. But, did anyone notice that on the cover picture of People magazine, Shiloh is wearing a t-shirt that says, “The Pots & Pans Band.” Suprisingly, some people do pay attention to what a baby wears on a magazine cover and are now flooding Belly Maternity with …

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Cars is #1

June 11th, 2006Respond

This weekend at the box office, Cars took the top spot with $62.8 million. Not a bad opening, but not that great either, especially when you compare it to other Pixar films of the past. They made near the same amount as Monsters Inc. did in 2001, but also back then tickets weren’t $10. The …

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More Shiloh pictures

June 8th, 2006Respond

Shiloh is back for another viewing. I don’t think some people can handle all these Shiloh pictures. If your head doesn’t explode from them, then you must have a black heart or maybe have bad eyesight. Of course, everything looks cuter when they’re smaller or a baby, which is why I have this mallet and …

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Shiloh pictures

June 6th, 2006Respond

Shiloh pictures have already started appearing. This is just after People bid $4 million on this through Getty Images. This is probably the fastest any baby has been whored out.

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Shiloh is a website

June 1st, 20064 comments

After the birth of Angelina Jolie’s baby, Evan Spiegel of Lavely & Singer bought her two domain names, shilohnouveljoliepitt.com (.net/.org/.info) and ShilohJoliePitt.com. Looks like Shiloh’s countdown to legality will have to be put somewhere else. Here she is being fat and lazy in Namibia.

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