Kevin Federline is going to host the Teen Choice Awards on Sunday. He is closing the show with a performance and plans to go for the oh-my-god factor. I was planning on watching a comedy, but I didn’t know which one. Kevin just made my day.

I’m not freaked out at all, man. There ain’t no way. I’m ready. It’s going to be incredible. I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve here and there.

Usually when someone pulls an oh-my-god stunt, it invovles something shocking like 3 women kissing each other at the same time or throwing feces into the crowd. It does not mean people go “oh my god, it’s worse than I imagined” and slit their wrists after you perform, but what do I know, I’m not half the genius K-Fed is.