Shrek 3 shattered some records after taking in $122 million over the weekend. The animated sequel now holds the record for biggest opening weekend by an animated movie, dethroning the previous title holder, Shrek 2 and pushed Spider-Man 3 into second place at the box office. Despite opening to mixed reviews, Shrek 3, featuring the voices of Mike Meyers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy and Antonio Banderas, also had the third highest grossing movie opening behind Spider-Man 3 and Pirates of the Carribean 2.

Pirates of the Carribean 3 is opening this week and is expected to break every record it can. Until Transformers opens. Or until I release that movie I’ve been working on about a guy on a journey of self-discovery encountering adversity along the way. It’s a 90 minute saga of me on the toilet going poop after which I realize I ran out of toilet paper. That’s the first 20 minutes. The remaining 70 minutes consists of me yelling for someone to bring me another roll. It’s an indie movie. You probably wouldn’t understand.

• Pajiba! reviews Shrek 3

Sheesh the site was slow yesterday. I’ll be moving hosts soon, very soon. Probably during Christmas when the only people visiting this site are drunk and choking on their own vomit.

1. Larry King loves Christmas. Yes! We found the real Scrooge. [CityRag]
2. The Shrek 3 trailer is…um. Is this series still going on? [Celebitchy]
3. Lindsay Lohan won’t be back on Oprah? Who invited her in the first place? [The Evil Beet]
4. Ron Goldman’s father is suing O.J. Simpson. Luckily O.J. is still a millionaire because of his untouchable pension. [Gawker]
5. John Travolta is fat, but not phat. [Celebslam]
6. Heather Graham isn’t what she used to be. [Celebrity Smack]
7. The Pursuit of Happiness may be worth watching. [Pajiba]
8. Adriana Lima vs. Kelly Brook. I vote Kelly Brook all the way. [The Bastardly]