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Sienna Miller Is Pregnant

Sienna Miller is pregnant and it’s surprisingly not Jude Law’s baby. Her family “had had it with Jude Law and his cheating and all the back and forth.” They broke ... Read More »

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Broke Up Again

For the umpteenth time, Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split up. Most likely recently as they were seen together in the summer and vacationing together after Christmas. A friend tells ... Read More »

Sienna Miller and Jude Law Are on a Yacht

Being a celebrity must be amazing. Half your life is spent lying on a gigantic yacht in the middle of the ocean while the other half is spent reading words ... Read More »

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Could Be Engaged

Bad decisions. Jude Law and Sienna Miller are full of them. The latest being reported by OK! is that Jude and Sienna are getting engaged again. “Sienna was always the one. ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Says She’s Doughy

Sienna Miller says she doesn’t go to the gym and she doesn’t keep a strict diet which is why she’s been getting a little doughy lately. But that could also ... Read More »

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Are Back Together

Riding high off his box office Sherlock Holmes success, Jude Law and Sienna Miller hit up Barbados over the holidays to frolick on the beach and play with Jude’s three ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is in Barbados

Sienna Miller gets a bad rap. In a girl next door way, I actually think she’s sort of cute. If she’d stop sleeping with married men and breaking up their ... Read More »

Jude Law and Sienna Miller Back Together

Rumors are flying (they aren’t. I’m making this sound more exciting than it really is) that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are back together again. They were celebrating Thanksgiving at ... Read More »

Jude Law and Sienna Miller May Be Back Together

A “spy” spied Jude Law and Sienna Miller hanging out on Thursday night after their respective Broadway performances. Jude stars in Hamlet and Sienna stars in After Miss Julie. The ... Read More »

He Isn’t Married

Good news: Sienna Miller finally found a guy who isn’t married. Not so great news: He calls himself Slinky Wizard. Sad news: This means he’s legally retarded. Better news: Sienna ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is Taking It Easy

Here’s Sienna Miller vacationing with the still married, but separated Balthazar Getty. I like the way Sienna relaxes. A cigarette and drink in one hand, a book in the other ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is Into Bathroom Sex

Sienna Miller showed up at the Montblanc/UNICEF dinner in Hollywood and had a quickie with a “short, straggly haired gent” in the men’s bathroom. Because why wouldn’t she? Asking why ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Had Fun

You know you’re drunk when you walk out of a club and your eyes don’t even line up right. If Sienna Miller’s eyes were open, it’d probably look like they ... Read More »

Keira Knightley Is Naked

Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller star in the upcoming film The Edge of Love. It’s about two women in love with a poet. I think. I’m not entirely sure but ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is Loved

A daring stranger spray painted Sienna Miller’s home last night with a symbol followed by the word, “SLUT.” Does this have something to do with the fact that she was ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is Distraught

The appearance of Sienna Miller at a Malibu gas station caused a gaggle of paparazzi to surround her while she filled her tank. Apparently, the constant questions about her relationship ... Read More »

Needs More Bush

Besides suing over topless pictures, Sienna Miller has also wrapped up filming for Hippie Hippie Shake where she plays 60′s publisher Richard Neville’s constantly naked girlfriend Louise. While she played ... Read More »

Balthazar Getty Is Having a Good Time

Big news of the day: Apparently, paparazzi can now fly. That or photo agencies are hiring 8 foot tall giants. It’s the only explanation I have for this perspective. Read More »

Sienna Miller Is on Vacation, Topless

Here’s Sienna Miller topless in Positano, Italy with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. This would mark the 56th time everyone has seen her tits and the first time everyone has seen ... Read More »

Sienna Miller Is Revealing

This is more or less an update to yesterday’s nude Sienna Miller post. You’ve pretty much seen this chick full on naked so there’s really no reason to get excited ... Read More »
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