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Sienna Miller is loved

August 21st, 2008Respond

A daring stranger spray painted Sienna Miller’s home last night with a symbol followed by the word, “SLUT.” Does this have something to do with the fact that she was traipsing around topless with the still married Balthazaar Getty in Italy during the month of July? Oh, I’ll bet you’ll never guess the answer to …

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Sienna Miller is distraught

August 12th, 20083 comments

The appearance of Sienna Miller at a Malibu gas station caused a gaggle of paparazzi to surround her while she filled her tank. Apparently, the constant questions about her relationship with the still married Balthazaar Getty, the guy she was naked with, finally made her cry. Possibly because of guilt, but more likely because that’s …

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Needs more bush

July 24th, 2008Respond

Besides suing over topless pictures, Sienna Miller has also wrapped up filming for Hippie Hippie Shake where she plays 60’s publisher Richard Neville’s constantly naked girlfriend Louise. While she played the part perfectly, a studio source says that the only problem with her portrayal was her shaved bush. They didn’t have those in the 60’s …

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Balthazar Getty is having a good time

July 18th, 2008Respond

Big news of the day: Apparently, paparazzi can now fly. That or photo agencies are hiring 8 foot tall giants. It’s the only explanation I have for this perspective.

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Sienna Miller is on vacation, topless

July 14th, 20087 comments

Here’s Sienna Miller topless in Positano, Italy with her boyfriend Balthazar Getty. This would mark the 56th time everyone has seen her tits and the first time everyone has seen his.
For those who don’t know who Balthazar is, Wikipedia says he’s “an American film actor and member of the band Ringside” and “married to Rosetta …

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Sienna Miller is revealing

April 15th, 2008Respond

This is more or less an update to yesterday’s nude Sienna Miller post. You’ve pretty much seen this chick full on naked so there’s really no reason to get excited about this, but I guess some of you are pervs. Not me though. You’ll never find me staring at camel toe. Partly because I’m a …

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Sienna Miller is very free

April 14th, 20081 comment

The big news here isn’t that Sienna Miller is topless (happens more often than you think), it’s that in a few of these photos she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsten Dunst. It’s disturbing to say the least. You know you’re staring at Sienna Miller’s tits, but a part of you still wonders, “Are you …

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Sienna Miller is see through

March 28th, 2008Respond

Sienna Miller was photographed walking around Hollywood bra-less and in a see through dress. Supposedly. I can’t tell. Maybe it’s because I don’t have x-ray vision yet or maybe it’s because the dress is only sort of see-through. One thing’s for sure though. I really need to tone up my abs. They’ve gone from titanium …

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